Worst band names

[lord667]

Originally posted by Board
Hey, what about the Danish guy: Dj Aligator!! Another bad dj name. He's the one with "The whistle song" ("Blow my whistle, bitch"), "Lollipop" ("I wanna suck on your lollipop") and "Stomp" (the rip-off of "Colonel Bogey") if you happen to know them. Now you don't even have to be a dj anymore. Just make some disco music, put dj in your name and you have a hit!

Yeah. Any random words will do, apparently. Next time I write a CD, I'll release it as DJ Munkeh. Guaranteed record compny interest.

 

[Zykloned]

Custard is a really bad name, Limp Bizkit and Slipknot too.
The coolest name on this earth is the grindcore band "Retardvomit"... hehe

 

[Mocika]

Originally posted by Zykloned
The coolest name on this earth is the grindcore band "Retardvomit"... hehe

I wonder what inspire them when they come up with names like this

 

[FailingAcension]

Originally posted by Joel_In_Flames
Hoobastank!!

YES!! Worst ever!

 

[Mischievous]

Here there is a punk band wich is called "Las monjas con atraso", what is something like "The nuns wich their menstruation is late", doing reference to they are pregnant. Really stupid

 

[Soultorn]

Stuck Mojo is a quite funny name....

 

[LordFireworm]

Candy Striper Death Orgy

Or

PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT

 

[Ormir]

Anorexia Nervosa.

 

[Kveldssanger]

Originally posted by phyre
Chronical Diaorrhea (sp?)

That's a really stupid name indeed.

 

[Opus(sy)2]

i think the name 'prosthetic cunt' is pretty fucking funny...and i also find the names 'pig destroyer' and 'cattle decapitation' pretty fucking stupid...both great grind bands but what is it with grindcore and animal killing?!?!?!

 

[Bloodbayne]

Anal Cunt.

 

[Soilent Goat]

Originally posted by despair
Anal Cunt also.. ehm.. sepultura;p

uhhhh...talking shit about Sepultura is sacreligious. Schizophrenia, Beneath the Remains, Arise, and Chaos A.D. are some of the greatest fucking albums in the history of metal and their name kicks ass!!

 

[the_joy_of_grief]

Bangin' Moon.

 

[veil the sky]

'excretion'

shit name

 

[Nick Inch Nails]

Notice how the bands with shitty names are always the most unpopular?

 

[EvilDeadGod]

Mister Kite and Backdoor boys, oh waits that Backstreet, and maybe Scar Culture

 

[EvilDeadGod]

Originally posted by Soilent Goat
uhhhh...talking shit about Sepultura is sacreligious. Schizophrenia, Beneath the Remains, Arise, and Chaos A.D. are some of the greatest fucking albums in the history of metal and their name kicks ass!!

I agree except on Chaos A.D. sounds like whats Soulfly is now.

 

[Uprisen]

Cradle of Filth

 

[Furious B]

Green Day, Hoobastank, Mental Home ...

 

[XTREME666]

Dew Scented