Worst band names

[MAGUS]

The most fucked up band names:

Dick Delicious and Tasty Testicles
Fuck...I'm Dead

Makes me wonder what does these guys have in their heads?

 

[SlayerizedCorpse]

I will probally have to say ...Opeth and hooba skank

 

[g0rg0n]

weezer
mustard plug
are the two that annoy me the most

 

[AzureIann]

hu.. i hate Limp bizkit ,hoobastank,linkin park euh.. anal cunt...also uh.. : sex pistols.. FAT Boy Slim And simple PLAN (dont think u know them)

 

[LeonBlank]

Hum.
We are talking about metal, truly butt-fucking evil stuff with hard riffs and bad vocals and very stupid music, and these guys are for real. Their album cover is of 'evil eyes' and that stuff...

And they've decided to name them 'Chinchilla'.

Chinchilla is a hairy, small, quick, overly cute and funny rodent with big teeth and beautiful fur.

You can't name a band after chinchilla.

And of course, Sonic Death Monkeys is not an official band, but was presented in a movie called High Fidelity. I laughed then.

t.

 

[SlayerizedCorpse]

the doors, greatful dead, tom petty and the heartbreaker, you guys know, stoner bands, rolling stones. krap music

 

[SoulVomitor]

2 words---Barenaked Ladies....how fucking gay can you get??? I hope they die on their next tour of sodomy.

 

[Board]

What about The 3rd and the Mortal? I think their first LP is great and it's not like their name is complete crap, but what does it really mean?

 

[Abigor]

Nashville Pussy - Shit name, shit band!
Mental Home - Strange name, strange band. like 'em though.
Love History - fukin awesome band!!!!

 

[the G Scott]

Originally posted by phyre
Chronical Diaorrhea (sp?)

that was the one time I was too embarrassed to take a record to the counter was when i just about bought their first album.

most metal band names are pretty bad. we're not a cheese avoiding genre for the most part.

My mate used to have a band called 'Taste My Silence' which I found laughable

 

[Cold Gin]

Although I love the music - Brainstorm is really a boring uninspired band name.
Cheerz

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Originally posted by myrdd
alabama thunderpussy!

this can't be any good, can it?

That's a GREAT name!

 

[FailingAcension]

Where've you been?! Haven't heard from you in a while!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Who me? I've been here and there (actually took about 2 months away from posting)...but the lure of arguing with metalheads all over the world proved too compelling!

 

[Chris Chantler]

The worst bandname ever is Disastrous Murmur.Disastrous Murmur.

 

[Chris Chantler]

The worst bandname ever is Disastrous Murmur.

 

[sh0kr0k]

NEKTAR has got to be the worst name for a rock/metal/whatever band! I don't care if it's "Nektar.. of the gods" or whatever, it's just damn ridiculous! I was at ProgPowerUSAIII and on the way to my friend's house for the night we drove behind a car that had a license plate with "NEKTAR" on it. We laughed at it and thought it was silly. The VERY NEXT DAY at PPUSA3, I was browsing the merchandise tables and I saw a NEKTAR DVD!!! I thought I was going crazy!

My Vote: NEKTAR

~Sh0k~

 

[BreedingDeath]

Anal Guardian

 

[Ronnie.B]

Originally posted by BreedingDeath
Anal Guardian

Oh my fucking god hahahaha That was hilarious!!!

 

[Wyvern]

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