Worst Solo of All-time

Risquit said:
Yes, I do remember when "Sister Christian" came out. Even better, I remember when "Don't Tell Me You Love Me", from Night Ranger's first album, was in heavy rotation on MTV when MTV played music videos. I recall seeing Night Ranger for free at the California State Fair way back in 1983 (or 84?).

And in the early 90s, I had a roommate from Nebraska who played the drums to "Sister Christian" in the living room of my beach house here in San Diego. He had long hair and a tatoo of a hammerhead shark on his shoulder. He got more ass than a toilet seat...fine ass too, strippers and whatnot! Once, I walked into the bathroom and saw him boning one of the strippers on the floor (her name was Star). They both told me, between moans, that my mom called.

I remember all of this, but I don't remember the solo...
Click to expand...
hah! knew i could count on your old ass to remember, risquit.

good story by the way. did the stripper have a friend for you?
 
No stripper for me from that guy's little friend. Although, a couple years later, I...get this...turned down an offer for a foursome with my buddy, his stripper girlfriend, and her bisexual dance partner from the same place! To this day, I don't know what the hell I was thinking!

The lesson, boys and girls, is this: It's always better to regret something you did do, than to regret something you didn't do.
 
Every slayer solo ever, they make Early iced earth solos sound like Malmsteena.
@the dood shitting on malsteen. Go fuck yourself, yes Yngwie can get boring but He has some killer solos, IE Disiples of Hell solo, check it out.
 
:tickled:

I think is very stupid to 'play' a guitar in front of 10000 people in the most ridiculous way... but it's more stupid if people are having a great time while their ears are bleeding...

\m/ :kickass:

Luz.-


Jinn said:
Aye. Thankfully they all left to their own little shithole and stopped clogging up SoT.
Click to expand...
 
good call silent song. my offer to punch Jack White is still active. I all I have to do is see him.
 
When the White Stripes were on Conan O'Brien last year, Jack played a really cool staccato slide solo on Conan's desk. I don't think he's such a bad guitar player, but he's vastly over-rated by the mainstream media. Or whatever you want to call Rolling Stone.
 
The worst solo is the most overrated one: Freebird.

It sucks. It's not good, it's just long, and therefore everyone loves it. No, I don't care, it sucks. I'm not listening to any other opinions on this. I'm being a close-minded asshole and I like it.
 
and speaking of Tom Morello...the solo to "bulls on parade" is the most overrated, shitty and uninspiring solo of all time...I think it got like #5 on "Guitar World's 100 greatest solos"...yeah, yeah I know it's a mag. but I think that's real rediculous.
 
PeeWee1473 said:
The worst solo is the most overrated one: Freebird.

It sucks. It's not good, it's just long, and therefore everyone loves it. No, I don't care, it sucks. I'm not listening to any other opinions on this. I'm being a close-minded asshole and I like it.
Click to expand...

you suck
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Risquit
Best solo of all time
Replies
131
Views
5K
Opeth (Archived)
synergy
S
S
Opeth's worst song
Replies
46
Views
2K
Opeth (Archived)
morganm
M
Ermz
Solos that just seem to slow down over time
Replies
19
Views
774
Opeth (Archived)
Ermz
E
synergy
Worst part of any Opeth song?
Replies
71
Views
3K
Opeth (Archived)
Hypnos
H
Mirrored Ghost
Hours of Wealth solo...
Replies
4
Views
764
Opeth (Archived)
pac1288
P
Top Bottom
Back