Xena has freaked out

[Goreripper]

Xena had a weird mood swing today at Penrith Plaza. She nearly threw a plate of food at someone because I accidentally ordered the wrong thing from the Chinese takeaway and they wouldn't change it. She just snapped and went mental. This baby better get borned soon before she murders someone.

 

[Sydo]

Damn crazy hormones..

 

[JonBonJovi]

Too bloody right...whilst it was happening it was like I wasn't even there.I never have had snap of mood swing like that ever....it freaked me out!

 

[Mark]

Living with Brian is obviously taking its toll

 

[Cooperman]

Sounds like you need to call the plumber... or at least get the plunger out and start plunging yourself!

I guess they don't induce babies until they're way overdue or there's an important medical reason... Brian, maybe explain your life is in danger and they might allow it!

 

[Moon Childagain]

Coops, your sensitivity to the situation overwhelms me!

Just hang in there Xena.... I know that stuff can really freak you out!

 

[Cooperman]

Coops, your sensitivity to the situation overwhelms me!

Why thank you I am very sensitive aren't I? ...oh wait... I smell something that stinks a little like sarcasm!!!

In all seriousness, good luck with it B and X. I may have missed it along the track, but have you got names thought up?

If it's a boy I'm placing bets on him being called Jon Richie Tico David Fischer-Giffin

 

[Shannow]

Both of our kids have been late, and there appears to be a very close correlation to the better half's sudden interest in the natural forms of prostoglandin to try to hurry things along.

 

[Goreripper]

If it's a boy I'm placing bets on him being called Jon Richie Tico David Fischer-Giffin

Not fucking likely.

Her name is going to be Jazynthe Isabelle. You work it out.

 

[MeKaChrOme]

scary stuff.

 

[JonBonJovi]

I actually do have a few natural ways to start contractions...but can't start them till I am 100% well

 

[KoichCPA]

Don't blame the pregnancy, you've always been a psycho bitch Xena.

Everytime you see me you yell at me

 

[Moon Childagain]

I'm surprised Xena didn't freak out about the fact that there was a thread started by her husband saying that she freaked out.

 

[KoichCPA]

Xena doesn't complain about Brian because if she does he locks her in the laundry.

 

[Southy]

so he has moved her out from the back shed?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Jazynthe Isabelle. You work it out.

I can't work it out. Where was that name chosen from, and how does one pronounce Jazynthe?

 

[JonBonJovi]

Yep there is no room in the shed for me anymore!
Jazynthe is pronounced Ja-zin-ta!

 

[Stonewall]

The world would be so boring if all spelling was phonetic. In fact it would be more like America. I hate how their spelling is weeding its way into ours. Fine, spell shit the way you guys say it, but I don't want to have to see it spelled that in this country where we say it differently.

 

[KoichCPA]

I didn't realize you were so against it.

 

[Goreripper]

You know what I hate, Stoney? I hate the word "wellness". That doesn't even sound like a real word! What happened to saying "well-being"? American English is retarded.