You laugh, you lose

[Pessimism]

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Rebecca Black and the crew?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Friday came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Rebecca has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '11, Rebecca released this, Friday, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Friday", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

 

[Valerie]

What meme is this?

It's not.

Just a guess, but she might be trying to lampoon the reddit user LiberalArtsMajor who writes posts like that a lot.

No, but that sounds interesting.

I think she is just quoting Patrick Bateman

EDIT: Although it's incomplete as I recall him saying "Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. " right after claiming Friday is the most moving pop song of the decade.

Yes. I took out the other parts like "I want you to clean your vagina" because it didn't make sense in the context of Rebecca Black.

@Pessimism:

 

[Pessimism]

You laugh you lose? I'll take that bet!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

When that was first leaked, that shit horrified me.

 

[Pessimism]

Yeah, I thought it was cool as hell. I wish I could find the balloon popping seen on youtube. At least the whole thing has been uploaded, so I'll get to see this in full later.

 

[Dagon666]

I hope that bitch dies

 

[JontRevolting]

Fuck the motherfucker.

 

[Tonka Time]

I hope that bitch dies

JAH ITS SCREWFACE MAHN!

 

[Alongside Death]

Anyone ever heard of Deathspell Omega lyrics generator? I don't know if it is true or not but when I heard about this I laughed my ass off. The idea is epic.

 

[Valerie]

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

You laugh you lose? I'll take that bet!

Well, so much for going in my basement ever again.

 

[ArneZ]

I LIKE GOING ONTO MY FRIENDS FACEBOOK PAGE, TAKING PHOTOS OF HIM, CHANGING HIS FACE SLIGHTLY THEN PUTTING THEM BACK UP ON FACEBOOK. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME DOING THIS.

 

[Pessimism]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Matt]

You laugh you lose? I'll take that bet!

The first part was funny, the second part got a little less so

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Those quick face-changes are awesome.

 

[Blind Guardian]

You laugh you lose? I'll take that bet!

Why was she crying?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Uh, cuz who wouldn't cry if they were bound by a creepy dude walking on all fours about to inject you with death-serum? I know I would.

also

 

[Cronopio]

I know she's only thirteen and all ... but

 

[SweptbackFlame]

I FUCKING LOST