About a week ago, was hanging at my buddies. We both live in the same little community, about a block from each other.
Hanging out, grilling, drinking some beers. Next morning my girlfriend went to check the mail and told me there was a cock-and-balls "painted" on the back of my car. Go out and check it out. Looked like white paint, so I start trying to scrape it off. This is all over my rear tail lights and hatch. Tried 409 Cleaner, wiped right off. Ok so some punk kid fucked with me.
Very next night, go to same buddies house, grilling, chilling, kept going out to my car after dark to check if it got fucked with. Nothing for the first few hours. Then, go check, bam - a big old "FUCK YOU PUSSY!!!" all over my rear hatch window. So I'm fucking livid.
Another friend shows up shortly after, like literally 2-3 mins after I noticed I got tagged, and we have her drive us around the block. See 3 kids on bikes (clearly saw the reflectors on the pedals), followed them around a corner and suddenly they ditched the bikes and are walking. We stop at the intersection for an awkwardly long amount of time. The kids got all flustered and almost took off into the woods, but they decide to keep walking. So we pull up to them and ask if they know anything about the scenario. They obviously "didn't". Kids are like maybe 16, 17 years old.
So we head back and sorta lurk around the driveway, kinda hiding in the darkness, just waiting to see if they'd come back.....nothing. The friend that drove us around the block went to leave and she went around the block again, then came back to my buds place and told us she just saw the same 3 punks riding bikes....so they clearly saw us coming and ditched their bikes before we confronted them. Have a pretty strong feeling it's them, but cannot prove it. Cannot beat them up or anything. Don't want to fuck with them back because next thing I know I'll have a smashed windshield or something crazy.
I've done NOTHING to bother anyone since we moved into this community. They only tagged my car, no one else's; and there were about 4 other cars in the driveway.
Either way, it has me super fucking pissed. I don't want to have to worry about my car being fucked with. I think once i return home from this job I'm on, I'm gonna head to my buddies and camp out in the darkness and try to catch these fuckers in action...at least scare the shit out of them or something.
GRR! Little punks!
/rant