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[TechnicalBarbarity]

was looking for the "emotional shock" scene from RoboCop on youtube and came across this masterpiece...

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[EternalMetal]

That is fucking disturbing.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

 

[Slammed]

^ It must have been a slow news weekend because that even made the nightly news in this country.

 

[CiG]

Australian news are the kings of dumpster diving for something to talk about.

 

[Slammed]

If all else fails ask the viewers to send in their mobile footage of something exciting and they'll waste 2 mins talking about it.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Yeah but kangaroos are fucking awesome.

 

[Slammed]

Kangaroos are a fucking pest that deserve to be fucking culled but we aren't allowed to so we have them for dinner instead.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

They do look like they'd be pretty tasty.

 

[CiG]

They're delicious.

 

[Slammed]

Cooked right they are, low in fat but they can be tough so you can't over cook them

 

[CiG]

Yeah you definitely have to do it right or it's teeth-destroying levels of chewy. My family usually cooks the tail in a ground pit but my mum always did kangaroo in a stew so that's what I prefer.

 

[CiG]

 

[Slammed]

I do a lot of kangaroo with different flavours and different techniques. It's not overly cheap but it's good meat. With the kind of numbers we have here even if all aussies ate them for dinner we wouldn't put a dent in the population.

 

[Slammed]

Your video collection must be as dangerous as TB's

 

[CiG]

We might have to go to war with them like we did the emu.

 

[Slammed]

Or we need the emus and the roos to team up and take on the camels.

 

[CiG]

God damn sand mammals.

 

[Slammed]

Yeah people think its our spiders and our crocs that are out to get them when they visit, but there is a reason we don't tell them about the camels.

 

[Sophii]