7 Reasons Why You NEED to Listen to Metal

[VoltronLions]

 

[Grievous]

I only need 1 reason...

Because I like it.

 

[CiG]

A bunch of 'muh mental health' stuff. Wow cool.

 

[Onder]

I worship Satan.

 

[Slammed]

I worship Santa

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I had this mind-blowing epiphany the other day when I realized that the city of Santa Fe had Santa's name in it. Like, I knew that Santa means Saint in Spanish, I knew that Santa is also known as Saint Nick, but I never put it all together.

 

[Black_MetalBR]

I worship Satan.

 

[EspaDa]

One should listen to metal to grow a pair of balls of steel

 

[Onder]

One should listen to metal to grow a pair of balls of steel

Would I grow a booty if I listened to Nicki Minaj? I want to shake that excess fat on camera.

 

[CiG]

Considering her butt is fake...

 

[Onder]

Considering her butt is fake...

Oh yeah fake butts. I forgot.