About Progressive music...

[Horus]

There are too many clones. That's what's wrong with the genre.

 

[Kenneth R.]

So is this thread considered progressive or prog?

unequivicably prog.

Living Color should do a black metal album to kill that joke forevermore.

 

[razoredge]

There are too many clones. That's what's wrong with the genre.

possible true, but isnt that the case in so many other areas, all the similarities ? Seems like it always happens too after a style has time to grow. Then its like the wilting of a Rose, no longer so pretty. Thats why I asked the question earlier - what are we to due, cull these bands ? not allow them into the genre ? For me and the sake of rationality I think its better to not worry about it and see whats coming down the road.

 

[EyeballKid]

Living Color should do a black metal album to kill that joke forevermore.

This is the best statement to come out of this thread so far.

 

[_Gentleman of_the Snow_]

Shut up guys, this is hot...

*greases up my pecs* Continue...

How did you get in all the crevices? Must've taken hours, dude.

 

[razoredge]

Now the question is, if Living Color did a "Black Metal" recording.... would it be progressive or regressive ?

 

[EyeballKid]

It would be neither, because it would cancel out.

On one hand, it would be regressive because they would be acknowledging a years-old joke.

On the other, it would be progressive because it would be a completely new sound for them.

So, in essence, it would accomplish nothing in the realm of genre labeling.

 

[Horus]

Or it would just be fucking retarted, because it's just stupid.

 

[EyeballKid]

Aw...Horus got some sand in his vagina.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Get the anti-sandyvagina gun!!! QUICK!!!

 

[darkblade]

awwww... it's too late. it exploded. there's sand EVERYWHERE!!!!

 

[razoredge]

you guys are crude..... man.... I like it!

I honestly didnt know that was "an old joke", I was just expressing my point, anyway I could by that time. Enjoy your music and be happy, lifes too short.

 

[Iced Dog]

Get the anti-sandyvagina gun!!! QUICK!!!

Is that what it's labeled as in the Bat Cave? [/Adam West era]

 

[EyeballKid]

I love this board more than I love taffy...and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

 

[proulxski]

taffy is disgusting shit lol, I hate that shit!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

I love this board more than I love taffy...and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Hah, nice family guy reference! I was laughing my balls off... one of my favorite Adam West moments.

 

[EyeballKid]

FG Adam West is my hero.

And proulxsi, in non-pop-culture-reference reality, I'm not a big taffy fan either.

 

[noble savage]

Hah, nice family guy reference! I was laughing my balls off... one of my favorite Adam West moments.

I'm not going off topic with this because Family Guy is Progressive(ly gay).

But the only scene that ever made me laugh in Family Guy was the one where Stewie was in a girls locker room looking at naked women and he says "Oh, it appears my wee wee has been stricken with rigormotis".

When it comes to prog, I really enjoy the newer symphonic bands like TFKs, The Tangent, Anglagard, etc etc but prog metal I can't get into. There has always been something about that type of music that never set well with me. I get more enjoyment out of death metal for some reason.

 

[EyeballKid]

I get more enjoyment out of "sissy-melodic" death metal than prog. But that's only cause it's prettier...

 

[Horus]

Aw...Horus got some sand in his vagina.

Yeah, it's annoying as hell. Wanna help me get it out?