Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Well I'm sure some people think of it that way, but the vast majority of people working in any sort of scientific field are atheists which should tell you that those who are looking for actual answers don't need the crutch of religion to explain what we don't know.
If by real answers you mean answers that have practical applications in this life here on Earth, I suppose I would agree, though many spiritual people would claim their answers are just as useful to them.