Any female Opeth followers?

[Necramentia]

*hits with chair*

 

[Evil Ernie]

i like kids. they're delicious.

 

[PoS]

i want to have your babies mr hogan. ^_^ can you just imagine our cute mustachioed offspring? *swoons*

moron.

 

[NFU]

i want to have your babies mr hogan. ^_^ can you just imagine our cute mustachioed offspring? *swoons*

moron.

PoS...youre panties get in a bunch way too easily.

 

[Saint Luke]

Easily a bunch around her ankles, if I might presume.

 

[PoS]

ok, hogan was pretty funny (hence my reply) you two however are just being twats.

 

[G-Master]

How is it that this thread still lingers on?

 

[mot-]

The Queen has spoken.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

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[mot-]

Now you fucked up my irony. Gratulations

 

[Vrykolakas]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD oMGz bE mY ONliNe GiRLfrIenD pLz PLz plZ OmgZ a/s/l oMGZ!!!!111!!1!!1!!!

and yes, refer to my avatar, i am that green in real life.

Green??? Well, it was rumored that Frankenstein was really hung.

Are you hung too?

 

[Necramentia]

well like frankenstein, everything is mechanical. EVERYTHING. if you know what i mean.

 

[Vrykolakas]

ok, hogan was pretty funny (hence my reply) you two however are just being twats.

I agree. Twats should not breed.

Your eyeball is kinda scarey.

 

[Necramentia]

but a twat is necessary to breed...this is getting confusing.

 

[Vrykolakas]

well like frankenstein, everything is mechanical. EVERYTHING. if you know what i mean.

Ah, so you are telling me you are a real fucking machine then?

Do you come with a remote control????

 

[Necramentia]

yes, i come with a remote control, motion sensors, digital dolby surround sound, anti lock brakes, dual side airbags, internal subwoofer, and a fondue pot.

 

[Vrykolakas]

Aye, you forgot the great sense of humor!!! Hahahahahaha! You rule!

 

[Necramentia]

actually, i do rule. i have my own kingdom.

 

[Inconium Guard]

yes, i come with a remote control, motion sensors, digital dolby surround sound, anti lock brakes, dual side airbags, internal subwoofer, and a fondue pot.

That fondue pot totally makes the outfit work.

 

[PoS]

Ah, so you are telling me you are a real fucking machine then?

Do you come with a remote control????

*now singing to*: type o negative - machine screw and vrykolakas is right, nekky is funny. silly, but funny.