Anyone going to the Maryland Deathfest?

Can I send to anyone of you who goes there a pack of my pre-worn panties so you throw them on the stage when Bolt Thrower are playing?
 
I was hoping for cotton fabric imbued in the fragrance of a Ukranian vestal virgin. Aromatic of mother Russia's alpine forests, with just a tinge of feminine claret to add that oh so needed hint of fertility. What a shame.
 
Come on... It's not like I'm offering you some used toilet paper...































































































...though........
 
Limited Edition Wooden Box of 300.
Each box will include...
1 Used Tampon
2 sheets of dabbed 2ply
1 pair of soiled underoos w/ Hannah Barbara backside print
1 Bag of Ashes
1 Autographed Photo
1 Copy of Suckend Life for the Nintendo Shii