Are You Finnish?

[MetalHeavyLady]

Hello, all. For my English class we are supposed to write a research paper over somewhere we'd like to visit or move. I would really love to move to Finland. We are supposed to have an interview as a source and I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to let me 'interview' you via email about Finland and it's culture. It's just a few questions so it won't be like torture. I would greatly appreciate anyone's help with this and if you are interested you can email me at: Katelyn.Gensler363@wku.edu ...or send me a private message on here. Thanks so much! I look forward to hearing from someone.

 

[charli]

haha thats what she said!

 

[MetalHeavyLady]

I'm so bad with accidental "that's what she said" jokes, but I love them!

 

[predator2353]

I think you have to ask the guys in the Finnish off-topic, they can tell you best there!

 

[MetalHeavyLady]

Thanks! I forgot about the Finnish off-topic section haha I'll repost it there, thank you.

 

[predator2353]

Thanks! I forgot about the Finnish off-topic section haha I'll repost it there, thank you.

No problem Anytime!

 

[MetalHeavyLady]

Well, wait. I think I'm slow. I see an off-topic place for threads and a Finnish place for threads but no Finnish off-topic. :\ Am I blind?

 

[predator2353]

Well, wait. I think I'm slow. I see an off-topic place for threads and a Finnish place for threads but no Finnish off-topic. : Am I blind?

Think it was my bad, it's called "COB - Finnish Discussion"

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to let me 'interview' you via email about Finland and it's culture.

Sure. Finland is covered with ice and it's always dark in here, the sun never shines, that's why we're so depressed. Also Finnish men can't speak about their emotions. This is why we have the highest rate in suicides besides Japan. A Finnish woman talks to no strangers. Finnish children play in snow bare-feet. A Finnish man always carries a rifle in case of polar bears. We like drinking a lot of vodka. That's why we also argue a lot with our wives, and in case they refuse to obey, we get blooddrunk and dismember their limbs with axes. After that we hunt down the children, if we can catch them. We also like black metal music and we have lots of good rally drivers.

 

[sinara79]

Vodka? Bears? This is more on Russia seems

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I once nearly stepped on a pile of warm bear crap while having vodka so don't suggest me this is unoriginal.

 

[predator2353]

Scandinavians are also Vikings, you gotta add this to the report. They go to Valhalla when they die!

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Yeah, we die in war with dignity, and if not, we just die simply because we have nothing better to do. A grave is warmer than the heart of a Finnish person.

 

[charli]

I'm so bad with accidental "that's what she said" jokes, but I love them!

:Smokedev:

 

[CoBHC247]

Vodka? Bears? This is more on Russia seems

Da

 

[predator2353]

Да

Fixд

 

[Celeb]

Scandinavians are also Vikings, you gotta add this to the report. They go to Valhalla when they die!

Well, actually FINNS ARE NOT SCANDINAVIANS so we dont give a fuck about vikings and Valhalla.

 

[predator2353]

Well, actually FINNS ARE NOT SCANDINAVIANS so we dont give a fuck about vikings and Valhalla.

BS !11!111!! I dun believe it!111

 

[Celeb]

^^ you should

 

[predator2353]

Naah I know I'm just messing around