Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because men do always everything wrong!

What count sheep when they're asleep?


Ever tried to keep count of sheep when they're milling about? Fucking impossible.

Why do we call it taking a crap when we don't take it anywhere? (Beavis)
 
That was so you didn't have to carry them around in your top pocket.

When a man makes love to his woman, what is she really thinking about?