Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[antiface]

Because men do always everything wrong!

What count sheep when they're asleep?

Ever tried to keep count of sheep when they're milling about? Fucking impossible.

Why do we call it taking a crap when we don't take it anywhere? (Beavis)

 

[maiden1]

have you ever tried taking the piss

Why kill a mocking bird?

 

[phantomfreak]

Because it was mocking me, it deserved to die.

Why do zombies like to eat brains?

 

[maiden1]

Bcause its cheaper than rump.

why chicken not pork??

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Pork is haram.

Why beef not chicken?

 

[maiden1]

ever tried to fuck a chicken

why? Fish & Chips not Chips & Fish

 

[chrissie]

Maybe because the fish is swimming in an ocean of chips.

Do fish get thirsty?

 

[maiden1]

only when swimming.

HP sauce or BBQ sauce?

 

[chrissie]

BBQ sauce - honey woodsmoke

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Nope; it will be called 'dead'.

Light my fart?

 

[chrissie]

If you've eaten enough beans!

When night falls who picks it up?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

The sun

What magical powers do boobies posses?

 

[maiden1]

They posses a magical force of focus

when day breaks who fixes it?

 

[chrissie]

The every morning cup of coffee.

How fast is the dark?

 

[antiface]

The every morning cup of coffee.

How fast is the dark?

Almost as fast as the speed of light.

Why was god so cruel as to give men ballsacks?

 

[maiden1]

That was so you didn't have to carry them around in your top pocket.

When a man makes love to his woman, what is she really thinking about?

 

[chrissie]

That depends on the man who lies beside her.

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

 

[maiden1]

well, you would look like a silly tit, you silly tit

When you die/pass away, why do they call it, kicking the bucket?

 

[chrissie]

Because I'm dying if you hang me up.

If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?

 

[maiden1]

bigger dicks

Everyone knows if you run, your guilty of something, SO, why did the three blind mice run?