Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[chrissie]

They smell your fart in the air.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[maiden1]

You could call that Turtle Soup uke:

If a bird in the hand is worth more than two in a bush, what bird am I talking about?

 

[chrissie]

The one you hopefully allow to fly in it's freedom.

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

 

[maiden1]

The side that hasn't been plucked yet :zombie:

IF it took me 3 minutes to make Huney & Bannana Muffin Toast (2 slices) and 2 minutes to eat them. ?How long will it take for you to do the same..

 

[chrissie]

Exact 0 seconds, I like my toasts hot and spicy!

Is hell considered extra unfair to Eskimos?

 

[Dr. Pete]

Only if the Eskimos don't take off those coats before entering.

Who is this mystery man named Mr. Fuji?

 

[maiden1]

Exact 0 seconds, I like my toasts hot and spicy!

Is hell considered extra unfair to Eskimos?

Only when Hell freezes over.

sorry I had to put that in.^

Who is this mystery man named Mr. Fuji?

BOB.

If it takes me 30 minutes to walk to the shops, why does it only take me 15 minutes to walk home?

 

[chrissie]

Because you met a pretty girl on your way to the shops and you had to talk some words to her...

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

 

[maiden1]

I would call that unlucky

How many cans of larger in a bakers dozen?

 

[chrissie]

3+2+3+2+3

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

 

[maiden1]

They are saving it for a rainy day and they keep it at the suncorp wich is a bank.

?why do "only woman bleed"

 

[cadavria]

because they are evil!
why am I so immature?

 

[maiden1]

because you can.

?who would win in a fight A COCK or A PUSSY.

A, The Cock would win because, It would fuck that pussy over big time, as some cocks do :Smokedev:

or

B, The Pussy would win because, The Pussy would eat that cock and think nothing of it uke:

 

[cadavria]

the pussy will win cos he have teeth n can bite off the cock .
Why are very old people boring?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Their capacity for higher thought has been diminished by the years.

Is Google making us stupid?

 

[chrissie]

No, because I learned a lot with google. (It helped me to find stupid answers )

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

 

[maiden1]

no, It is "Under And Out" I believe it derives from the language English/Australian and comes from the game of CRICKET :Smug:

WTF am I talking about? Anyone?

 

[cadavria]

u are trying to locate ur self .
why is it imossible for any human being to be live without gigs ?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Depends if they are performing.

Why are bankers always so dour?

 

[chrissie]

Because they always think they earn too little money.

How heavy is the moon?