Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[antiface]

If snow was hot it would melt.

When is too much not enough?

When it's yours.

Why the hell does Suzy sell seashells by the seashore?

 

[maiden1]

Try to put what I said back into context....

Sorry mate and your right, it was a Stuipd Answer.

 

[maiden1]

When it's yours.

Why the hell does Suzy sell seashells by the seashore?

Because Suzy's a mermaid.

why did jake the peg have an extra leg?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

That's not a leg.

What is it, anyway?

 

[maiden1]

That's his shalong leg

How many cows can you fit in a mini?

 

[mutantllama]

666

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[chrissie]

It wanted to say hello to a big worm on the other side.

What has one horn and gives milk?

 

[maiden1]

A milk cart.

A man walks into a bar, why?

 

[antiface]

Where else are you going to get a beer?

Is size REALLY important to a woman?

 

[SentinelSlain]

depends on what her last guy was like.

when will I take delivery of my free girlfriend now that I'm 17 and should get one? (keep in mind that's a joke)

 

[maiden1]

Nothing is for free in this world and now your 17 I hope you've got a good paying job, she will need it


Why is the number 1 the loneliest number?

 

[chrissie]

It would be called a 2, if it would not be lonely.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?

 

[maiden1]

I will never do that

What's the smartest thing a woman could say?

 

[chrissie]

Your beer, my dear.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

 

[maiden1]

Your beer, my dear.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

non, as its on TAP

How can a mexican tell the time by lifting his donkeys nuts? :zombie:

 

[chrissie]

When he lifts his donkeys nuts, he can see the bell tower clock!:Smug:

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

 

[cadavria]

give him a hug .
why do sunburns hurt ?

 

[maiden1]

because your daughters not old enough to smoke yet.

Why do we have a tail bone but have no tail?

 

[chrissie]

Because it would be as superfluous as a frog’s croaks.

What bone will a dog never eat?

 

[maiden1]

The colour Bone :Smug:

They say, The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. but what if they had no grass?