Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[chrissie]

They life in a desert and there's only sand.


Why my snake eats only white mice?

 

[cadavria]

he's an albino fetichist.
why do i spend most of the days sleeping ?

 

[chrissie]

You have the sleeping sickness.

Of all of the voices in your head, which is your favorite?

 

[antiface]

I'm partial to the voices in the fan, rather than the ones in my head.

How can you tell if you are pregnant?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Your man gets skinnier.

Why does my cat growl and not meow?

 

[maiden1]

Meow, Im hungry, meow meow meow.

Growl, GIVE US ME FUCKING DINNER, NOT FISH AGAIN, GROWL GROWL GROWL.

Always be nice to your pussy and she will meow



Three men go fishing and only two return, why?

 

[chrissie]

They needed one to catch the shark.

What is a tree's favorite drink?

 

[maiden1]

Gin & Tonic

hmmm, what is a trees fav/sport?

 

[antiface]

Jai Alai.

If we were running from vampires, would you trip me?

 

[maiden1]

i'd stabb you in the back of the neck first, then i'd trip you

How many woman does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[chrissie]

None, that's a man's task!

How do men exercise on the beach?

 

[maiden1]

Hmmmm, With the help of a good woman who knows how to stretch that most important muscle she's been longing for, be carefull of sandburn .

Why do we wish our lives away?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Because we got sorted into the wrong bodies.

why am I yellow?

 

[chrissie]

You've eaten too many carrots!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

 

[maiden1]

The worm loves too eat out the apple

How big is toooooo big?

 

[chrissie]

When smaller fits better.

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

 

[SentinelSlain]

For a fag.

where's my pussycat?

 

[chrissie]

She's on a mouse hunt!

What do you do with the mouse, when your cat brings it home to you?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Put it in the cat's food-bowl

How often do you get gas in the morning?

 

[maiden1]

Only on a wednesday, its cheaper by about 12 cents a litre

How many times can you count to 20 without loosing your count to 20?