Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[chrissie]

As often as I like to do it.

What do men and mascara have in common?

 

[antiface]

Both run when a woman cries.

Where have all the good times gone?

 

[maiden1]

Somewhere in the 80's

If you went back to the 80's

where would you be?

And

What would you be doing??

 

[cadavria]

I'd still be a farting baby .
What would u shoose : listening to amy wineshit or killing urself ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Listen to amy

Why is there thunder on the tundra?

 

[cadavria]

To set the world on fire !
Where does elves live ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

behind your ears

do women like blonds?

 

[maiden1]

All women like to be blonds.


How can you tell if a Blond is a real Blond?

 

[SentinelSlain]

erm

well the real answer (and I'm qualified to say) is blond body hair. A woman might even have a bit of a tash she hasn't shaven but in the light you see it reflect.....


also dark blond puabs even on an adult man tbh (I know because I'm blond, so no worries).

What time is it mr wolf?

 

[maiden1]

so much infomation, you just f&%#ed my day

Time: Time is a hair past a freckle.

How many Blonds does it take to tell the Time

 

[SentinelSlain]

half as many as with brunettes


will tomorrow be good?

 

[antiface]

Tomorrow's always good. It's when it turns into Today that it sucks.

How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

with a 5 dollar hooker

how do you get rid of genital warts forever?

 

[maiden1]

Get rid of the genitals :zombie:

If today is your tomorrow and tomorrow is now and you've just had your dinner.

what country are you in? and what time is it??

 

[chrissie]

Germany - 17:30 PM

What do you do tomorrow when I have my dinner?

 

[maiden1]

I will say, ""HEY CHRISSIE "" WHAT YA DOING FOR DINNER TONIGHT

? "" NOT CHICKEN AGAIN uke:

 

[chrissie]

No chicken for dinner!

How about a tasty, self made lasagna, a big italian salad a la chrissie, a glass of wine and some good maiden songs after dinner?

 

[maiden1]

Tis all

? What was for desert

 

[chrissie]

Something sweet for you, and something hot for me!

What is the most hated thing for you?

 

[beast from the east]

cooked spinach uke:

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?