Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[chrissie]

Because there are no holidays.

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

 

[antiface]

Same reason alligators have those little birds that clean their teeth: necessary evil.

If you rock out with your cock out, is it such a good idea to have zippers?

 

[cadavria]

hum hum , as my cock isn't stuck to me but to my bf , i don't care of theu're zippers or not cos i'll take it out any way .
What if u were just asked to marry the guy u are with from a year n u still feel he's not the right guy , what would u tell him ?

 

[beast from the east]

You tell him you're in love with Lemmy, and you need more time to dissect your true feeling for him :Smokedev:

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego???

 

[maiden1]

Germany

Why do we say...."" Farkinell I'm in a pickle...When we're not in a pickle

 

[666Metal666]

i never said so in my whole long life

how do you get a boner in 12.74 seconds ?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

so you can pop your load quicker and get it over with

who names their kid lemonjello? (true story)

 

[cadavria]

The ones that eat a lot of sour milk .
why elect a miss universe, n miss earth n miss unterontinental ? what's the difference between them ?

 

[black_aurora]

they all jumped into separate volcanoes.
why isn't the world a cube, as opposed to a sphere?

 

[chrissie]

Because the gods like bowling more than parcheesi.

Why do we see the sun yellow?

 

[flyingvman191]

because its really just a big lightbulb

why do nother own so much ass

 

[antiface]

'Cause, apparently to Nother, pimpin' IS easy.


Why does Satan want my soul?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Satan is horny and is into that kind of thing.

why do we have gravity?

 

[beast from the east]

Cuz if we didn't, we'd all float up into the sky, and who would make the donuts?

What is the proper time to make the donuts anyway???

 

[cadavria]

When watching tv .
Why are blue eyed brunett russian girls hot ?

 

[Nehal]

because ther tall
why are bananas yellow?

 

[SentinelSlain]

they're jaundiced.

how do I get a girlfriend?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

get a sex change

why are MILFS awesome?

 

[cadavria]

Cos they have an ictere !
Why am I eating more and loosing weight ?

 

[Nehal]

because your cool
why are people weird?