Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

It's probably not as heavy as haggis !
why r they so many worms in the ground?

 

[maiden1]

Because their ground worms

How many of those ground worms do you get in a 375gram punnet? "used for fishing".

 

[cadavria]

umm probably a ton!
Why do people turn boring during summer time ?

 

[maiden1]

Its called Sun Stroke

How many hands can you fit up a cows bum?

 

[chrissie]

Two, if they're belong to a giant.

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

 

[antiface]

If they're a murder of crows, yes.

If loving you is right, why would I want to be wrong?

 

[maiden1]

because loving it will make you BIG and FAT and to you it will be wrong.

why are some people so fucking lucky?

 

[chrissie]

Because they are on the sunny side of life.

Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

 

[maiden1]

Because the bridge is out.

How many fingers am I holding up :Smug:

 

[chrissie]

Two for a winner!

How long is the long arm of the law?

 

[Metalli Angel]

Long enough to fist-fuck you.

Why does head banging give you whiplash????

 

[antiface]

Because the "h" is silent.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[maiden1]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

wait till night.

how many hands did rock the cradle?

 

[chrissie]

One hand rocks the cradle, one hand rocks the man

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

 

[maiden1]

Its to hide his huuuuuuge shalooooong, have you not seen the PORN movie Donald Duck does old McDonalds Farm, staring Donald Duck

Why is a runway called a runway?

 

[K_A]

because rollway sounded stupid.

Why are silent "h"'s put everywhere?

 

[maiden1]

Because they shuck

Now, if their called runways when you leave, why do they call them runways when you return?

 

[K_A]

What should they be called, runningbackwardsways?

Why is snow cold?

 

[maiden1]

If snow was hot it would melt.

When is too much not enough?

 

[Metalli Angel]

The game is Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer not Ask a Stupid Question, Get Insulted By another Member

/Bad Sport.

What are you talking about?!?!? I meant the arm of the law, the government............fist fucks you? < I was not insulting the poster for fucks sake......don't be ridiculous....

Try to put what I said back into context....