Automobile Maintenance Thread

[MFJ]

6'7'', holy shit!!! I thought I was tall at 6'3''!

 

[lizard]

and he isn't even black!!

 

[Profanity]

Automobile Maintenance is gay. Use public transport and you can travel round in luxury like royalty.

 

[lurch70]

give me a fuckin bus pass [/Sam Kinison]

 

[NAD]

Try going to a bus station in Los Angeles and see how long you last before getting robbed, stabbed, shot, killed, then raped.

The alternative is driving on the freeway and only getting shot and killed. That's safety!

 

[lurch70]

using your car as a weapon =

when I drive in the city like a madman, dodging cabs, I always wonder how funny and pathetic it would be if I ran over a pedestrian with a MINI.
that would be a really sad way to die ... if a MINI killed you.

 

[lizard]

when my wife was 13 or 14 her brother and his friends would take her along as they went out in LA and beat the shit out of people at bus stops. It took the Marine Corps to teach him how to channel his rage.

 

[NAD]

That's ahhh, that's yeah. SEMPER FI DO OR DIE.

 

[lurch70]

this should settle it once and for all on how much space is in a MINI

http://www.bmw.ca/images/common/media/04-Space-2003-15E.mov

 

[NAD]

hahahaha

I've never scored in my lesbian-mobile. Only when I drove old stinky Toyota trucks did girls wanna get naked for me HAHAHAHA this sucks.

 

[Erik]

^

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

that's a great commercial, LOL

 

[dorian gray]

Try going to a bus station in Los Angeles and see how long you last before getting robbed, stabbed, shot, killed, then raped.

The alternative is driving on the freeway and only getting shot and killed. That's safety!

hahaha absolutely hilarious!!

yeah, so the 200 series volvos are notoriously robust and easy to work on. whoever that is who is getting one, good choice.

@lizzzuurrd: dude, you should drive a $30k car and make $600 a month payments and you wouldnt have to deal with repairs

 

[lizard]

Nah I understand the appeal of a warranty but I do little highway driving and so am content with my luxurious 14 year old lincoln with it's 99¬ Dual disc player!