Best chain pizza

Ooh, glad you mentioned them. Sbarro is fantastic. They fucking own any other chain pizza I've had.

As far as the Big Four chains go, Pizza Hut is clearly the best. Except you can just feel your arteries clogging as you eat it.
 
The military guys should know about Anthony's Pizza, located in the bx on almost every major base worldwide.

Other than that, Sbarro's is great
 
Papa John's is shit. Hungry Howie's is the best national chain, but as far as regional ones go Buddy's is the best. Holy shit. So good.
 
Shouldn't you be jerking off over an MSNBC reporter or something??

She left the air so I started jerking off over your mother because she's just so much hotter.

Ozzman's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ozzman's mom
 
mmm pizza. I don't know how worldwide Domino's is, but they have an amazing vegetarian pizza. It has TOMATOES on it! I've never had a pizza with tomatoes on it, haha. I'm not vegetarian myself, but my buddy got me to try it, and i must admit, a pizza is just as good without meat as it is with... any sort of pizza with bbq'd steak on it is mouthwatering as well.
 
I didn't even know there was a Detroit style of pizza, what the fuck. Now that I know this I can safely say we've got better pizza than Chicago.
 
Sbarro's seems to have more quality control issues than other national chains (not the local places with 8 locations that people keep mentioning). I've had huge variance in quality, whereas you generally get the same thing at any branch of the real chains.