Big Brother 4

[Goreripper]

Merlin's parents were definitely hippies I reckon. Igor and Aphrodite are wogs, so that would explain their names.

 

[Goreripper]

I reckon Merlin's spent time haning out at the Townie from time to time too. I'm certain I know him from somewhere, even if it's just in passing.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah, it was pretty poor last night, but I will watch it. I know I will no matter how much I dont want to.

I think Bree (?) is good looking. Nice body. The rest do nothing for me.

Trevor is a fuckin legend so far!

Gretel: "So, do you think you will win?"
Trevor: "Ahh.... yeah, probably"



Igor and Merlin are gay pricks. So is that other guy with the faggy hair. I like Paul and that AFL guy.
Did anyone see when that slut with the shortish curly blonde hair rubbed her face in Brees tits? And Bree said 'Hey what the?!" and the other chick got all embarassed. haha. No Stairway... Denied!

 

[Goreripper]

They don't have any absolute stunners in there this year. If you ask me that's actually a good thing. And Trev is cool.

 

[Southy]

I think Its is Igor that thinks he's the ladies man, I fucking take him out the front and beat the piss through him, cocky cunt

 

[Celestial-Todd]

But you'd take anyone out the front Southy!

 

[Southy]

you are may well be right mate

 

[Shannow]

We had to watch it last night (yeah, politics as usual).

I was amazed that no-one tried the winning formula (that I devised while watching it, primarily to piss the better half off).

The potential winner should have gone straight from the front door to the bathroom, and masturbated furiously, shunning the touchy feely introductions and back patting.

Then, every time it looked like they were required to interact ('cept the compulsory activities), they could dive into the dunny, and masturbate furiously.

Stand in the pool with their hand in their strides.

Every week, the inmates would say "I vote (winner) because he shuns us all and masturbates furiously all the time."

The voting public would keep him in the house, as it would serve their perverse desires and wishes.

And a wanker would win a million bucks.

(I think I've seen too many seriously off topic threads)

 

[Celestial-Todd]

But Shannow... wankers have already won every series!

 

[Shannow]

Excellent point Todd.

And Survivors also

 

[Goreripper]

Did anyone watch it last night? Miss Attention-Seeker Aphrodite is whining to her new boyfriend that no one likes her. She'll go early I think. When she first got in the house, she started belly-dancing and no one took any notice of her. That was funny. It was like everyone went "Ooooh, she wants us to notice her. Let's ignore the try-hard."

 

[JonBonJovi]

I don't like many of them at all. I only like The dad the mum,The footy player and Trev all the rest suck ass!

 

[Goreripper]

They're the ones I like too. And the big-titted curly haired blond who only ever seems to wear bikinis, but only because of this.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

You just gave me one reason to watch the show gore!

 

[phlogiston]

Two...

 

[Spruce Goose]

she is shit.

I watched Up Late last night (12:00 channel 10). In the 20 mins I watched, that Kristy slut admitted she was a stripper... Humped Elles Leg like a dog, and gave a bottle of beer a blowie

 

[Goreripper]

I watched Up Late last night (12:00 channel 10). In the 20 mins I watched, that Kristy slut admitted she was a stripper... Humped Elles Leg like a dog, and gave a bottle of beer a blowie

And you're saying these are bad things? She's obviously only on there so she can get a modelling contract, but who cares? If I was on there, I'd hide all her clothes. She doesn't wear any anway.

 

[Spruce Goose]

I said it was bad because I dont rate her at all. I think she is very average looking. At best.

She seems really obnoxious. Bree is the only good looking girl in there. And I dont mind Ashlae either

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

i can't wait until uncut, chicks are gonna kiss! CHICKS ARE GONNA KISS, MAN!!!!

 

[Goreripper]

Chicks kissing chicks is over-rated.