Static
Manically depressed robot
BUBU STRIKES AGAIN, WOMAN KILLED.
It was a clear, brilliant day. The type of day where you could smell the odour of life, where wisps of steam arose off the trickling, sparkling streams. Lulu sat under a tree by the river side. She sighed wearily, her lover had been killed by the town soldiers for stealing bread. Poor Boob, he wasn't coming back. As she stared into the river, the willows glowing in the cool summer breeze, her reflection shifting in the waters like her mournful heart, she heard a voice. It came from the massive oak behind her, and echoed crazedly off the walls of the leaden valley 'BUBUBUBUBUBUBU!!'. She spun about, her blonde hair trailing in the wind, and stared up into the branches.
From nowhere a man jumped from the trees. He spun around and round like a spinning top, kicking up dust from the ground, wearing a blue hat with the feather in it, and a weather scarred leather coat. 'Bububububububububu' he cried. 'Who are you??' she yelled at the man. He stopped spinning and looked at her, with a strange, perplexed expression. After a moment he spoke...'bubu!'. Lulu was stunned. 'Well, my name is Lulu! I don't know who you are but leave me alone!'. He suddenly pounced at her. She was too slow to react and the shoddy, strange man pinned her to the ground. 'BUBUBUBUBU!!' he screamed into her face. 'Why are you doing this??' she cried, struggling to breath against his foul stench, which smelt of pinenuts. He screamed again, but this time in plain, normal english. 'You dare follow the path of LULU!!?? I am the high priest of bububu and you dare say the word lulu to me?'.
She was now crying, crushed under his hairy, smelly body. 'Lulu is only my name! I don't know about any cult of lulu!! Leave me be!!'. The sun shone brightly on the mans back, distorting his image in a halo of sunshine. 'Bubu is vindictive' was all he said, '...and now you die!'. He then killed her.
This was but another death caused by the evil, manipulative entity known only as bubu...another innocent dies...the cycle repeats...and the good, true entity, lululu, could only look on from its imprisonment, and shed a tear at this most grevious, random act of evil in the name of bubu.
The End.
It was a clear, brilliant day. The type of day where you could smell the odour of life, where wisps of steam arose off the trickling, sparkling streams. Lulu sat under a tree by the river side. She sighed wearily, her lover had been killed by the town soldiers for stealing bread. Poor Boob, he wasn't coming back. As she stared into the river, the willows glowing in the cool summer breeze, her reflection shifting in the waters like her mournful heart, she heard a voice. It came from the massive oak behind her, and echoed crazedly off the walls of the leaden valley 'BUBUBUBUBUBUBU!!'. She spun about, her blonde hair trailing in the wind, and stared up into the branches.
From nowhere a man jumped from the trees. He spun around and round like a spinning top, kicking up dust from the ground, wearing a blue hat with the feather in it, and a weather scarred leather coat. 'Bububububububububu' he cried. 'Who are you??' she yelled at the man. He stopped spinning and looked at her, with a strange, perplexed expression. After a moment he spoke...'bubu!'. Lulu was stunned. 'Well, my name is Lulu! I don't know who you are but leave me alone!'. He suddenly pounced at her. She was too slow to react and the shoddy, strange man pinned her to the ground. 'BUBUBUBUBU!!' he screamed into her face. 'Why are you doing this??' she cried, struggling to breath against his foul stench, which smelt of pinenuts. He screamed again, but this time in plain, normal english. 'You dare follow the path of LULU!!?? I am the high priest of bububu and you dare say the word lulu to me?'.
She was now crying, crushed under his hairy, smelly body. 'Lulu is only my name! I don't know about any cult of lulu!! Leave me be!!'. The sun shone brightly on the mans back, distorting his image in a halo of sunshine. 'Bubu is vindictive' was all he said, '...and now you die!'. He then killed her.
This was but another death caused by the evil, manipulative entity known only as bubu...another innocent dies...the cycle repeats...and the good, true entity, lululu, could only look on from its imprisonment, and shed a tear at this most grevious, random act of evil in the name of bubu.
The End.
