Dude, I once had a huge gash in my fucking head that required 17 stitches. I waited for about an hour or two in the waiting room having to use paper towels to keep from dripping blood on the carpet. Our hospitals suck unless you have an absolute life threatening problem.
Eh, your arms broken? Use the other one while you wait, dumbass.
And for the second year in a row, my employer is taking more out of my paycheck to help pay for rising health care costs. Thank you, Mr. Bush.