Cheesy Metal

[enchanted_nightmare]

Just wanted to know what the most Cheesiest metal there is ever! is it Power Metal? or is there something out there with even more cheese?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Deicide's pretty fucking cheesy

 

[enchanted_nightmare]

nah dude i like deicide, that aint cheesy, tis good stuff
i mean the real mother of all cheesyness!!

 

[LordFireworm]

Haha. I was going to say Deicide too.
At least the Fantasy bands know it's bullshit.

 

[zeppelin]

I find some Manowar lyrics pretty cheesy uke:

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yea. Why is subject matter which consists of slaying dragons and rescuing maiden's considered more cheesy than killing angels and burning the heaven's? Because it's not evil enough? I find all these uber satanic bands cheesy enough to lace a pizza with! (Sorry if I made you hungry Kriggy) Band's like Coven, Deicide, and Venom are just as cheesy if not more so than a band like Manowar. Enchanted Nightmare your avatar makes me feel as if the Beastie Boys would be better suited to your tastes. But once again teen angst hasn't failed in bringing a new fan to the depths of the metal underworld.

Now Lordfireworms sig pic is the prime example of what a real metal fan looks like! If that's you in that picture...I salute you! \m/

 

[DarkZombie]

this is by far the most uke: band of all time -- just listen to their songs!

http://songs.allofmp3.com/mcatalog.shtml?group=1230&albref=14&r=682420275

 

[Chasm]

Rhapsody

 

[minion_of_chaos]

george formby - he is not metal but was the insperation for the whole anti woman black metal movement

 

[5thSeason]

Rhapsody

^^^^^^^^


has anyone ever seen their video for "Reign (or is it rain? ... i forget which one) of a Thousand Flames" where they fight off a fireball with swords? lol now that my friends... is cheese

 

[Esteban]

"wonder and wait as i stare at the cross, thinking of ways that have christ at a loss. Kick your ass out through the lords pearly gates. When heaven burns I will stomp on his face. Blasphemes villians. The Killing Begins. Murdering christians and torturing them. Conquering churches and slaughtering lambs.
Doing it all for my love of Satan."

... and you're asking for cheese...

 

[DE]

Most power metal is really cheesey, but in a light-hearted "we know we're cheesey and we love it" kinda way.

 

[Domoritus]

Cheese metal pwnz your "I'm so evil, I listen to Deicide and Cannibal Corpse and I turned the cross in my grandma's house upside-down" ass