CHILDREN OF BODOM - Trashed, Lost & Strung Out

[Lanterns]

OMG U SUK

No, seriously. I'm looking forward to hearing you WHINE like spoilt 3-year olds as soon as someone gives TOOL or OPETH a 5/10.

 

[Lanterns]

Cue RC dudes PRAYING to Opeth and Tool. And masturbating over Dream Theater.....OMG DREMA TEHATRE!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

 

[NAD]

Dude not everyone here likes those bands, you're totally failing.

 

[Lanterns]

Okay I might have been generalizing......maybe 2 or 3 of you are *not* pretentious proggydorks who hate COB because it's fashionable to do so. Apologies to those 2 or 3.

 

[NAD]

Now you're on the trolley!

PS: I <33333333 Tool

 

[Heavenscent]

Bob Dylan > you

 

[Demonspell]

Now you're on the trolley!

PS: I <33333333 Tool

Right now I think you're the only person here guilty of fanboy behavior towards any of the three bands mentioned, and around here a 5/10 for COB is pulling punches (the grade itself, not the review).
And by all means trade in Follow the Reaper for some Crimson!

 

[lurch70]

Okay I might have been generalizing......maybe 2 or 3 of you are *not* pretentious proggydorks who hate COB because it's fashionable to do so. Apologies to those 2 or 3.

apology accepted

Borat > COB

 

[Black Winter Day]

Atrox > Madder Mortem

 

[JayKeeley]

Here we go...

 

[NAD]

Bob Dylan > you

Yep.

 

[Reign in Acai]

James Maynard Keenan's revlon mascera doused eye lashes > Alexi Laiho's Avila Salon eye lashes

 

[lurch70]

Here we go...

this is great ... you have to review more records like this more often

 

[Erik]

Cue RC dudes PRAYING to Opeth and Tool. And masturbating over Dream Theater.....OMG DREMA TEHATRE!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

lol what? Hey I'm a RC dude

Opeth = SHITE
Tool = SHITE
Dream Theater = SHITE

Though Opeth are far less shite than the other two faggot collectives

EDIT: and for the record, Children of Bodom is FUCKING SHITE, come back when you have even heard of some real fucking metal you poseur

 

[NAD]

Erik you never gave me your thoughts on Pushit, Euronig. :aspdofjpj:

 

[Erik]

...I never listened to it. Maybe I will some day. After I've gone through my 6000 song playlist of HEAVY FUCKEN METAL.

 

[NAD]

Oh it's metal baby, it's metal.

Whenever you get around to it.

 

[Erik]

Tool is not metal.

 

[NAD]

 

[NAD]

I haven't played that game since 1989, and I can sing the tune note for note right now. In fact, I am.