Controversial opinions on metal

[SomeGuyDude]

I fucking do not like Death Angel, and I do not like Kreator. Period. They are both faggy wankery and total bullshit. I mean all of their albums.

Expand this statement to mean "thrash in general" and I'm right with you. I find it, as a whole, piss weak and not heavy at all.

 

[Contra Studio]

Playing Death Metal, and praising Christ.

 

[divine_torture]

Two threads in a row I've gone to now, and the last post is you in both, both posts causing me to question your sexuality.

Thrash as a whole is amazing. Fuck you. Death Angel and Kreator are not.

EDIT: Toward SomeGuy, not the some guy that posted while I was typing.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

You're gonna have to help me figure out which subgenres are hetero and which aren't.

I dislike: thrash, prog, viking, folk, drone/funeral doom

I like: death, grind, black, sludge, normal doom

I'm ambivalent on: power, traditional

What's my score?

 

[divine_torture]

I dunno...timidly asexual?

 

[KafkaX]

I dislike: thrash, prog, viking, folk, drone/funeral doom

I like: death, grind, black, sludge, normal doom

I'm ambivalent on: power, traditional

Almost my musical taste to a fucking T.

 

[Doomguy]

I dunno...timidly asexual?

Most controversially, after having listened to Cradle of Filth's new out of sheer boredom yesterday, I have to say it's a significant improvement from previous efforts. However, placing it under 'good music' or any other variation of the term is about as fitting as having rough sex to Jack Johnson.

 

[Exodus Prime]

I never got into Black Sabbath. I was always more into Maiden.
I had Paranoid but sold it. I just don't like Ozzy's vocals. Iommi writes good riffs, but yeah, I just don't like 'em. Yet I love Cathedral!
I've seen Sabbath live (at festivals) twice, and just found them a bit dull.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

I dunno...timidly asexual?

You, sir, are good.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Almost my musical taste to a fucking T.

The whole viking/folk thing eludes me to a level I just can't even fully describe. I've tried many times to listen to supposedly iconic bands that play them, generally black/folk and viking/death, and at the end of it I'm usually either laughing or bored.

Thrash, I dunno. Something about its structure just never works for me.

 

[King Richard]

I've never listened to Pagan Altar

Is that bad?

Nah, I was late to the party too. Check their shit out paggot.

The whole viking/folk thing eludes me to a level I just can't even fully describe. I've tried many times to listen to supposedly iconic bands that play them, generally black/folk and viking/death, and at the end of it I'm usually either laughing or bored.

Thrash, I dunno. Something about its structure just never works for me.

The problem with thrash bands are they almost always have horrible vocalists and the music has no depth and is boring.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Sorry, I didn't realise I'd accidentally logged on to gaysbeinggayerthanasummersday.com. As you were.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

I've heard a COUPLE I like, but it's usually because they combine the sound with other genres. Goatwhore is enjoyable although not a band I run toward, and I've tried some of the titans of the genre but never really got into them.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I like this whole "guess my sexual preference based on my tastes" thing. Let's find out if I'm a closet homo:

Love: brutal death, melodic death, symphonic black, tech and prog death, OSDM, power metal, traditional metal

Like: metalcore, thrash, raw BM, traditional doom, doom death, groove metal, folk metal, grind

Hate: Any "retro-revival" band (especially the thrash ones), most deathcore, most nu metal, most SDBM, most progressive metal, most operatic/symphonic/goth metal, drone doom, most ambient BM

I guess I like more than I hate...

 

[King Richard]

I like good metal.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

I like this whole "guess my sexual preference based on my tastes" thing. Let's find out if I'm a closet homo:

Love: brutal death, melodic death, symphonic black, tech and prog death, OSDM, power metal, traditional metal

Like: metalcore, thrash, raw BM, traditional doom, doom death, groove metal, folk metal, grind

Hate: Any "retro-revival" band (especially the thrash ones), most deathcore, most nu metal, most SDBM, most progressive metal, most operatic/symphonic/goth metal, drone doom, most ambient BM

I guess I like more than I hate...

Well you've got brutal death in the loves, but a lot of bands that probably have like flutes and shit in them. We'll have to consult divine_torture here but I'm taking a guess that you have a couple experiences in your past that you don't really regret but pretend to just to save face.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[King Richard]

Quick, someone explain to me why I'm supposed to worship King Diamond instead of being completely fucking annoyed and bored.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Like: Death, Thrash, Prog, grind, groove, black.
Not like: Metalcore, nu metal, power metal, etc.

Wait let me guess, i'm a faggot anyways?

 

[KafkaX]

Your musical taste has no factor in your eager willingness to take dicks up your ass, that was confirmed awhile ago.