Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
If everyone would just agree to call Agalloch and Deafheaven black metal, then a helluva lot of unnecessary nitpicking will be avoided. People don't have much of a problem calling Summoning black metal, oddly enough.
Not that I don't like Agalloch, because I'm a big fan but I'm pretty sure we could create a genre for them. Starbucks metal, perhaps?