Controversial opinions on metal

[HamburgerBoy]

See, this is where you fail. (Good) shoegaze bands and Bathory took their influences and did something unique with them to craft a sound all their own. Smashing Pumpkins tricked people into thinking they had an original sound by cobbling enough shit together that people who didn't know who MBV was wouldn't notice.

No they didn't. Aesthetic is always secondary to songwriting unless you're a poser fuck. The only song on Siamese Dream that resembles MBV (Sometimes) is Disarm. Otherwise, the entire similarity ends with effect pedals.

In contrast, Quorthon directly plagiarized melodies and riffs on the regular. Even conceptually he was a thief, the entire "Viking metal" gimmick being wholly created by Manowar circa 1983. His most original music came in the transition between copying thrash and copying power metal (third and fourth albums), but there is nothing groundbreaking to be found on any Bathory album.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't remember if it was him or someone else, but I think it was him who claimed to have not even listened to Venom when he first started. I guess I can understand why a guy trying to be taken seriously would want to distance himself from Venom, but come on, bro.

And he later admitted he lied about that. Holy fuck you're ignorant, go back to NWN where you can masturbate to your favorite talentless failure in your own little safe space away from the reality of the matter.

 

[Phylactery]

I don't remember if it was him or someone else, but I think it was him who claimed to have not even listened to Venom when he first started. I guess I can understand why a guy trying to be taken seriously would want to distance himself from Venom, but come on, bro.

Yes it was him. Early on he claimed to have never heard any Venom material. Listening to Bathory and The Return shows that he was obviously lying about it.

 

[The Batlord]

No they didn't. Aesthetic is always secondary to songwriting unless you're a poser fuck. The only song on Siamese Dream that resembles MBV (Sometimes) is Disarm. Otherwise, the entire similarity ends with effect pedals.

Everything that goes into music is as important as the artist makes it. It's art, you clod. It doesn't have rules like "Aesthetic is always secondary to songwriting" because that's just an arbitrary line in the sand that you drew based on your preferences.

In contrast, Quorthon directly plagiarized melodies and riffs on the regular. Even conceptually he was a thief, the entire "Viking metal" gimmick being wholly created by Manowar circa 1983. His most original music came in the transition between copying thrash and copying power metal (third and fourth albums), but there is nothing groundbreaking to be found on any Bathory album.

Maybe he did. Shakespeare wasn't exactly the most original dude either. But both created awesomeness with their nickings. And while I fucking masturbate to Manowar and Into Glory Ride, and acknowledge the debt Quorthon owes them, if Into Glory Ride is Conan, then Hammerheart is Lord of the Rings. Quorthon took that shit, ran with it, and made it all his own.

Also, Manowar invented Viking metal? They had some goofy lyrics about Vikings cause they're macho goofballs, but Quorthon was coming from an entirely different perspective, so comparing the two lyrically is pretty dense.

 

[The Batlord]

And he later admitted he lied about that. Holy fuck you're ignorant, go back to NWN where you can masturbate to your favorite talentless failure in your own little safe space away from the reality of the matter.

Sorry for not being an autistic uber-nerd and failing to stay completely informed on all artist interviews ever made. For somebody who hates Bathory you sure seem to be obsessed with the band.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Everything that goes into music is as important as the artist makes it. It's art, you clod. It doesn't have rules like "Aesthetic is always secondary to songwriting" because that's just an arbitrary line in the sand that you drew based on your preferences.

Maybe he did. Shakespeare wasn't exactly the most original dude either. But both created awesomeness with their nickings. And while I fucking masturbate to Manowar and Into Glory Ride, and acknowledge the debt Quorthon owes them, if Into Glory Ride is Conan, then Hammerheart is Lord of the Rings. Quorthon took that shit, ran with it, and made it all his own.

Also, Manowar invented Viking metal? They had some goofy lyrics about Vikings cause they're macho goofballs, but Quorthon was coming from an entirely different perspective, so comparing the two lyrically is pretty dense.

He made it his own only because he suckered a lot of fools that don't even listen to most 80s metal.

Yeah, Quorthon was totally just channeling his inner pagan identity through his dad's basement. So genuine <3

Sorry for not being an autistic uber-nerd and failing to stay completely informed on all artist interviews ever made. For somebody who hates Bathory you sure seem to be obsessed with the band.

"I have uninformed opinions, that makes me smrt :^)"

 

[Krow]

go back to NWN where you can masturbate to your favorite talentless failure in your own little safe space away from the reality of the matter.

Is this really an insult here now?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is this really an insult here now?

It should be. War metal wimps, leave the hall.

 

[The Batlord]

He made it his own only because he suckered a lot of fools that don't even listen to most 80s metal.

Yes, cause Bathory fans would have never listened to Venom, Hellhammer, Sodom, etc.

Yeah, Quorthon was totally just channeling his inner pagan identity through his dad's basement. So genuine <3

Never said he was genuine, just that he wasn't a Manowar clone. I'm a huge Bathory fan but Quorthon himself comes across as kind of a douche.

"I have uninformed opinions, that makes me smrt :^)"

Lol ok bud, because I didn't know an obscure quote I have an uninformed musical opinion. I seriously hope you take time off from Googling the blood types of musicians you hate to take showers.

 

[The Batlord]

Is this really an insult here now?

The fuck is NWN anyway? Niggas Wit' Narcolepsy?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yes, cause Bathory fans would have never listened to Venom, Hellhammer, Sodom, etc.

Never said he was genuine, just that he wasn't a Manowar clone. I'm a huge Bathory fan but Quorthon himself comes across as kind of a douche.

Lol ok bud, because I didn't know an obscure quote I have an uninformed musical opinion. I seriously hope you take time off from Googling the blood types of musicians you hate to take showers.

A lot of them don't. They think Quorthon didn't listen to them, Varg says Venom wasn't true black metal, so why should they? Bathory fans are the worst kind of cancer.

 

[The Batlord]

A lot of them don't. They think Quorthon didn't listen to them, Varg says Venom wasn't true black metal, so why should they? Bathory fans are the worst kind of cancer.

Are you making people up? Cause I have never met any of these people.

 

[Krow]

The fuck is NWN anyway? Niggas Wit' Narcolepsy?

Nuclear War Now! A black metal record label that specialize in war metal (granted not so much any more) and south american style black metal. They have a pretty rabid following and a very active forum. They also tend to accept only the most cult stuff and have ties to the whole NSBM scene.

 

[The Batlord]

Nuclear War Now! A black metal record label that specialize in war metal (granted not so much any more) and south american style black metal. They have a pretty rabid following and a very active forum. They also tend to accept only the most cult stuff and have ties to the whole NSBM scene.

So, as far as HBB is concerned, Bathory fans = Trve Kvlt twats?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So, as far as HBB is concerned, Bathory fans = Trve Kvlt twats?

Pretty much. There's not much else reason to listen to Bathory.

 

[The Batlord]

Pretty much. There's not much else reason to listen to Bathory.

Except for Bathory being awesome. I'd think that trve kvlt types would hate Bathory, seeing as how the band left black metal, and then went to lame thrash.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

 

[The Batlord]

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

I'm assuming that's faint praise? Cause that album is, like, kinda decent I guess? I'd like to hear it remastered though, caused that dry, hollow production just kills it.

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[CiG]

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Is this a thing?

Into Glory Ride is Conan, then Hammerheart is Lord of the Rings.

Wha?

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

Go to gulag.