Controversial opinions on metal

[The Ozzman]

I agree that I'm Alive and Halloween are awesome songs

 

[Dak]

Nah. Just about everything surpasses Keeper pt 1, whereas WoT is decidedly above average for generic high fantasy.

I forced myself to read through these, and the majority of WoT is dry as dry can be. Lord of Chaos by far being the worst book. I quit with 2 books to go, just didn't even care how it ended anymore.

 

[Mort Divine]

It means those are bands that pretty much everyone either likes or at least respects. No one would ever criticize anyone for liking any of them.


I picked it up when I was like 12, so I guess it has some nostalgic value to me, and also the quality of the writing has improved. W/e.

Well what do you want me to say? That bands that aren't my favorites and are more openly criticized are my favorites?

 

[waif]

I forced myself to read through these, and the majority of WoT is dry as dry can be. Lord of Chaos by far being the worst book. I quit with 2 books to go, just didn't even care how it ended anymore.

Of course most generic high fantasy is pretty fucking lame. Everyone understood that, right?

 

[cookiecutter]

I forced myself to read through these, and the majority of WoT is dry as dry can be. Lord of Chaos by far being the worst book. I quit with 2 books to go, just didn't even care how it ended anymore.

I am grinding my way through that one right now. Past page 400 and not a lot has happened. His female characters (with a few exceptions) are still annoying as hell, but something keeps me reading.

 

[mutantllama]

I don't understand all the hype behind Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part 1. I mean, it's good, but I was expecting something phenomenal and I only think it's above average

I agree with you, I prefer the stuff before it more.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Part 2 is the one you should listen to, it's way better.

 

[Dak]

I am grinding my way through that one right now. Past page 400 and not a lot has happened. His female characters (with a few exceptions) are still annoying as hell, but something keeps me reading.

Spoiler: by the end, still nothing has really happened, and the female characters are annoying all the way to the end of the series (or what I read of it). The only cool thing from that series is the name Rand Al'Thor.

Raymond Feist, David Gemmell, and George RR Martin all write far superior fantasy. If you want a truly superior fiction read of a non fantasy type, read "The Walking Drum" by Louis L'Amour (it's not a western).

 

[Blind Guardian]

In my teens I read 15 books or something of WoT before I got tired and quit, what a big waste of time. Didn't the guy who wrote them die before he finished the story too?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

On Primordial: Good, but not boner worthy. There, I said it.

 

[ArneZ]

Helloween still makes real great albums, and for a band thats been playing for 25 years. Their one of the few still kicking fucking ass. Gambling with the Devil was fantastic.

 

[Einherjar86]

On Primordial: Good, but not boner worthy. There, I said it.

*gasp*

 

[ASD]

While I love all their stuff, I'd say that everything since "The Gathering Wilderness" has at least been worthy of precum.

 

[King Richard]

On Primordial: Good, but not boner worthy. There, I said it.

Pretty much.

To expand on my comment. I don't understand how this band can be so fawned over as being this uber epic group when they fail to actually create an epic climax in any their songs. It's like getting your dick sucked by some hot bitch and just before you bust it in her mouth she stops sucking and walks away. There's nothing super innovative or overwhelming about a plodding song with a bunch of tremolo picking and boring chord progressions.

The vocals are killer though.

 

[Bitencourt29]

On Primordial: Good, but not boner worthy. There, I said it.

 

[Einherjar86]

Pretty much.

To expand on my comment. I don't understand how this band can be so fawned over as being this uber epic group when they fail to actually create an epic climax in any their songs. It's like getting your dick sucked by some hot bitch and just before you bust it in her mouth she stops sucking and walks away. There's nothing super innovative or overwhelming about a plodding song with a bunch of tremolo picking and boring chord progressions.

The vocals are killer though.

You say "in any [of] their songs" as though you've listened to all of them when you clearly haven't, otherwise you'd know that songs like "As Rome Burns," "Fallen to Ruin" and "Sons of the Morrigan" have fucking awesome climactic moments.

 

[ASD]

Theres no use Einherjar86, you're just...singing to the slaves

YEAAAAAAHH!

 

[DesperateCry]

 

[King Richard]

You say "in any [of] their songs" as though you've listened to all of them when you clearly haven't, otherwise you'd know that songs like "As Rome Burns," "Fallen to Ruin" and "Sons of the Morrigan" have fucking awesome climactic moments.

Obviously that was an exaggeration, but I stick by my point.

 

[excusetheblood]

I like cheesy power metal. Power metal bands that try not to be cheesy and fun suck.