damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Black Winter Day]

Sucks.

10/10 response

 

[Hell Mike]

I can't drink anything with alcohol in it so I'm eating lots of ice-cream. That's good too.

 

[NAD]

I can't drink anything with alcohol in it so I'm eating lots of ice-cream. That's good too.

This is seriously the gayest thing you've ever posted. I mean you're right and all, but it still sounds fruity.

 

[lurch70]

i wonder what kind of effect a sugar overload have on him ...

 

[NAD]

 

[Hell Mike]

Maybe I should edit my last post to take some gayness from it, but let's just let people who google for "damn i'm drunk -- the thread" and read this page only think I'm a gay homofaggot.

 

[lurch70]

Red Bull is for girly men.

i agree ... all the eastern european fag body buider types with the buzz cuts drink this shite with vodka at clubs here in NYC ... it smells like fucking bubble gum and taste like shit.

if you want to keep partying all night ... do a line of coke for God's sake

 

[NAD]

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Hahahaha Fallhard, I remember that spam.

The only problem with Jäg from the bottle is it gets warm unless you drink it all quickly. A 375mL bottle is perfect for this.

 

[lurch70]

i said partying ...

 

[NAD]

People drink Redbull and vodka out here too, it's disgusting.

When I want to stay up all night drinking I do SPARKS!!! I hated that shit until I drank it in the hills one night and realized that even beyond the point of passing out / falling down drunk I could still hike like a champ and not get tired. The worst is that it coats your tongue and you can taste that shit for about 2 days afterwards.

 

[lurch70]

>> I thought "drinking" and "partying" were equal

not according to Adrian

 

[NAD]

>> I thought "drinking" and "partying" were equal

not according to Adrian

Yeah, because I don't party, I fucking drink. Staying up until 4am in some garage talking shit with 3 other dudes and jamming loud enough to wake the dead does not equal partying.

http://www.drinksparks.com It's basically an energy drink plus malt liquor. Stuff literally makes my heart hurt but it rules for Evenings of Ultimate Stupidity.

 

[lurch70]

uuuuu ... Sparks is giving away a MINI

SPARKS = RED BULL

 

[NAD]

uuuuu ... Sparks is giving away a MINI

Yep. My buddy is trying to win it so he can get drunk+hyper and do MINI-Sparks donuts while screaming all through town.

SPARKS = RED BULL

Yeah, and I hate Redbull. I make no sense.

 

[NAD]

6% and you can't smell it. On their website they have people saying shit like "yeah I drink Sparks at lunch every day and my boss can't even tell I'm fuckin' wasted!" My buddy drank some on his way to work one morning, haha.

 

[Black Winter Day]

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[Captain Beard]

woot.

 

[NAD]

Good fuck I'm drunk.

 

[lurch70]

i am beginnng to really like this faggy Smirnoff Twisted drinks ... same alcohol content as beer and some cool flavors.
is a nice ...

 

[NAD]

Haha I like how on the back they say "Flavored Beer," or at least the standard Smirnoff foam things do.