damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Dick Sirloin]

im drunkj andf smy frienscfsds trued to rape me but hey atre bagyue anbvroke abkck amountainf spme namre thythingk that i;m btrying to be drunk rigthj nbow but im not im hammered but hahahahah i rule i udhfsu

 

[Erik]

sup

 

[NAD]

im drunkj andf smy frienscfsds trued to rape me but hey atre bagyue anbvroke abkck amountainf spme namre thythingk that i;m btrying to be drunk rigthj nbow but im not im hammered but hahahahah i rule i udhfsu

Good post.

I'm way too sober to be on the internet at midnight on a Saturday.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

man vodka rules

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i just drove from durham to chapel hill anf back again and my firend puked on the side of my car but i got a baucuit so sall good

 

[KILL TULLY]

scored this today ... a real cheap 12pk of mixed Magic Hats ... those of you in the know, which one is good? (I only had #9 before) and a honey ale from the UK

Try a "Blind 9" half Blind Faith half #9...if you dare!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

cant find my way home

 

[Necromunchkin]

I like tequila....

 

[Erik]

i don't trust any liquor that wears a hat.

 

[Necromunchkin]

at least it's not mescal. anything with dead insects in it is guaranteed hallucination time

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't know who this guy is, but why he's wearing a russian fur hat while drinking Dutch vodka is beyond me

 

[Necromunchkin]

because he hasn't enjoyed true russian vodka yet?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and by the judgement of this other picture beside it on the google image search for vodka, fur, and russia, we can discern that he is also some sort of colourful homosexual bondage clown.

 

[Erik]

and the studded armband... he must be a member of slipknot

 

[Necromunchkin]

as well as a mexican luche libre wrestler?

 

[NAD]

My closet homosexual token black friend drinks Midori. Shit is beyond gay like.

100% agave tequila is fucking ace. Anything less is bullshit.

 

[Necromunchkin]

... i didn't know there was non-100% agave tequilla. is that fucking legal?

 

[NAD]

I guess it isn't legal to call it "tequila" without being 100% agave, but I'm pretty sure lots of so-called tequila is, in fact, not.

At least that's what I've told myself in order to avoid drinking Cuervo ever again, while maintaining my booze snobbery.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Cuervo sucks. I'm drinking Patron

 

[NAD]

Patron is good, but I find a bit overrated (for the price anyhow). I'd rather drink Don Julio or Gran Centenario.

Ever had Cabo Wabo? I still can't get over the Sammy Hagar The Horrible tie-in.