damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[NAD]

hahahhah wtf. I do'nt even knw what I said and I just type dit.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i was obliterated last night myself.

 

[NAD]

Im'f ufkcin ghosed and fucknig sht fuck fu ci ASTYE AYA !! !! ! !

Also I yelled at a stoplight tonight because the cunting thing wouldn't change to green. No I wasn't driviing but yest I strteresesed out my DD.

Watched the Worst. Porno. Ever. at a party tonight, it was like thyis old couple of combined age of 1111222134 adn they spent 454 minuter of boring forepy beforf BAT PUSSY showed up (no really, some gbrodad dressed up like Bat Girl and then came to the two of them dressed.. .. no.. . .... on a bouncy huge ball thing to tehem_) and they banged her for a spell and the dude said BAT BPUSSY!!! like 4 times and then a dilsdo shoewd up and she dsiiapred.

PRIR OS LBALLSLS!!!!

Did I really refer to the love of my life as "my DD" (designated driver)? Whoops.

The porno was incredibly bad, it was this older ugly hick couple that engaged in 20 minutes of bad foreplay, then it would flash to Bat Girl bouncing along some road on one of those giant red ball things, then back to 20 minutes of bad foreplay. They were discussing things like "I need to go to the store tomorri, pick up some eggs," and "yeah they kids don't like us anymore," and then when Bat Girl finally arrived he kept yelling "BAT PUSSY!" while allegedly fucking her, but all that anyone could really pay attention to was the dude's horribly orange ass crack. Just plain awful.

Also we watched a video of some chick twisting this dude's nuts and making them spin. It was pretty disturbing. I feel like a trainwreck today.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Go Pats!

 

[dorian gray]

Adrian, did you make up that porno thing? If you did, I'm impressed.

 

[Krilons Resa]

due to dorians post, i actually read the part of the post about the porn. @ that shit. orange crack. it's like reverse crack stain?!

 

[dorian gray]

That sounds amazingly bad.

 

[NAD]

It was presented to us as The Worst Porn Ever and truly, it was. Then we watched Merry X Miss, from 1986, and it wasn't too bad. The midget part was a little creepy, but at least the little dude got to score with a regular sized bint.

Orange Crack Man looked like Martin Sheen's cousin that nobody is allowed to bring up during holiday gatherings. Creepy.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

midgets

 

[lurch70]

LOL ... wtf kind of party was this? ... porno watching party with your chick? would she be stoned where she comes from for that?

 

[NAD]

LOL ... wtf kind of party was this? ... porno watching party with your chick? would she be stoned where she comes from for that?

hahahaha probably.

Yeah it was like a bad movie party, but it mostly ended up being bad porn party. The best part was it was on VHS and the sound didn't work, so everyone would just shout out various lines. I don't remember half of it. :Spin:

 

[Ars Magna]

I'm still fairlyu coherent but I'm slipping fast. Just thought someone other than my wife should know.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i blacked out last night. last thing i remember is talking to swizzlenuts on AIM then waking up this morning in bed.

 

[swizzlenuts]

i blacked out last night. last thing i remember is talking to swizzlenuts on AIM then waking up this morning in bed.

lmfao!

 

[Krilons Resa]

haha...yeah. Not a good call mixing woodford reserve with ambien.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I didn't have my AIM saving convos, else I would post it.. it was fucking hilarious!

 

[dorian gray]

I'm still fairlyu coherent but I'm slipping fast. Just thought someone other than my wife should know.

I can relate to this post

 

[Krilons Resa]

I didn't have my AIM saving convos, else I would post it.. it was fucking hilarious!

srsly?

 

[swizzlenuts]

Yeah, I was laughing sooo fucking hard.

 

[Krilons Resa]

All I remember was asking if you thought it was a good idea to take another ambien, to which you said that it's probably not a good idea.

What a fucking cunt.