damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[dorian gray]

I suddenly feel a bit better. Although not so much for the slam on my movie review. Ok, yeah so I was drunk. Anyone got a better suggestion?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

man i have to squint pretty hard to see the screen

g and t


ho man it'll getcha

 

[Hell Mike]

I squint with one eye eand close the other, I as always tye worse than my drunkenness then agan I dnno what classifies as really drunk but I'm kinda drunk, we had a nice evening of heavy metal thrashing devastruktion, sieg heil

 

[General Zod]

Not a good day. Had to put our dog of 14 years to sleep. Needless to say, half a bottle of red and a fair quantity of Woodford Reserve later, and I'm just left of intoxicated.

Here's to great dogs.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

I'm very sorry to hear that Greg, I know how close you are/were to them. I hope he didn't suffer too much.

Beer in his honor in a few minutes.

Jason

 

[Krilons Resa]

you drink white russians also?

may i suggest a shot of vodka chased by hot cocoa?

HAHAHAHA!!!!


Zod: Im sorry to hear that bro. Putting down a dog is one of the worst things ever. Sometimes worse then an actual human family member dying.

 

[NAD]

Not a good day. Had to put our dog of 14 years to sleep. Needless to say, half a bottle of red and a fair quantity of Woodford Reserve later, and I'm just left of intoxicated.

Here's to great dogs.

Zod

I had to suffer my 17 year old gal get put down a few years ago. Not a good day. I watched a 13 year old German Shephard get put down once, I've suffered loss, depression, death, pain, etc. and NOTHING came close to that. That flat out sucked, completely. My heart extends to you, brother.

dogs > people

 

[Krilons Resa]

dogs > people

by far. and by far, i mean infinitismal©

 

[NAD]

by far. and by far, i mean infinitismal©

Fuck yes.

My current boys (two mutts, about 3 years old) are my absolute world in so many ways. The small one is 40 pounds and farts all the time, the other is 85lbs. and looks like that old Jew in Clerks "you got the ones with the big titties!?!?" I love the hell out of both of them.

DOGS > SHITCUNTING FAGGOT PEOPLE

 

[E-bortion]

I love my cat

The day I lose him I'll freak out.

 

[E-bortion]

It's Simon Birch. David Cross rules though

 

[Krilons Resa]

Simon Birch makes grown men with construction jobs cry.

 

[NAD]

DOGS > SHITCUNTING FAGGOT PEOPLE

My elegance knows no bounds when I'm intoxicated.

 

[Sober]

Since march nobody was drunk here? WTF? :|

 

[Night Mare]

FUCK you and your people.
And fuck people who don't turn when you have plans.
Expect to see me here in the next few days,
I need another gin.

 

[Night Mare]

FUCK you and your people.
And fuck people who don't turn up when you have plans.
Expect to see me here in the next few days,
I need another gin.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I've spent the night listening to Bathory, Venom, Helloween, old Blind Guardian, old Megadeth, and old Slayer. I feel like I'm a heavy metal weapon of mass destruction.

That is all.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

pre emptive bmp for myself since i may end up here

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

has anyone had a king louie? its gin, beer, and coke all orgified together

 

[NAD]

Im'f ufkcin ghosed and fucknig sht fuck fu ci ASTYE AYA !! !! ! !

Also I yelled at a stoplight tonight because the cunting thing wouldn't change to green. No I wasn't driviing but yest I strteresesed out my DD.

Watched the Worst. Porno. Ever. at a party tonight, it was like thyis old couple of combined age of 1111222134 adn they spent 454 minuter of boring forepy beforf BAT PUSSY showed up (no really, some gbrodad dressed up like Bat Girl and then came to the two of them dressed.. .. no.. . .... on a bouncy huge ball thing to tehem_) and they banged her for a spell and the dude said BAT BPUSSY!!! like 4 times and then a dilsdo shoewd up and she dsiiapred.

PRIR OS LBALLSLS!!!!