damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[J.]

ive been a wimpy drinker lately. i got a sixer of Ace fermented perry cider

it's good at least

 

[MajestikMøøse]

COME HITHER

 

[Krilons Resa]

aye yiyi

 

[Krilons Resa]

Sex before Beer.
Or after.
So long as there is sex and beer in the same night.
Life is not worth living without either one.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

geben mir deinen sex

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I have not drank till drunkeness since...May I believe. Methinks Im overdue.

 

[Demilich]

note to self: pouring vodka with the lights off seems to result in much more vodka than anticipated!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

note to self: pouring vodka with the lights off seems to result in much more vodka than anticipated!

I once took several shots of vodka for Jesus (even praised him highly in between each shot). That led me to fuck the ever loving shit out of my coffee table.

 

[Demilich]

I didn't need to hear that story, did I?

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

It was for your own good.

 

[E-bortion]

im drunk again and listening to corrupted fun shit. fun and lonely shit.

 

[Demilich]

Corrupted is expensive.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hafdl you fuckew! im ;drunk and wi got burritows on thiw s night wihile driving !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck eryeah

 

[dill_the_devil]

 

[Demilich]

lol

if this forum was as much fun as it used to be this thread would always be on the first page

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think that the drunk threads have declined because certain party poopers have looked down on them with scorn.

 

[Demilich]

Plus NAD's gone

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I was pretty plastered last night. Passed out on my bed an awoke at 4am with all my lights on, my amp turned on, my stereo on with Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame playing, and found myself clutching my telephone

 

[cthulufhtagn]

^^haha check your calls for any drunk dials to agalloch members..."dude i jesht wanted to shay...i fffffuckckn love yer shshhhhit man...ffffuckin....**end of message**"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm having some of this for a little nightcap

holy shit this is delicious stuff

Edit: I think I might have a new favorite.