damn i'm drunk -- the thread

thanks Tully ... yeah I figured some white stuff with soda water and citrus would work nice.
 
I can't drink more than 3 in a night because I get a hangover. How many do I have when I drink? Usually 6-8
 
....and I'll be starting again here as soon as the kidz are in bed. I'd go ahead and start now but I need to run a couple errands with them. Drinking while driving is apparently frowned upon.
 
ill never forget the time i accidentally took an ambien instead of paxil and proceeded to travel 45 minutes north of my destination in highway traffic. I SWORE I was in an actual video game. Two accidents that night. Rear ender on the highway, then later that night after some alcohol mixing, flipped my car right the fuck over, air born, tearing up the full gas tank and the whole nine yards. A cop came running up to me saying "How the fuck did you do that?!" I'm lucky I didnt get tested and came away with a tiny nick on my wrist after, suspended upside-down, unbuckling my seatbelt to fall on the ground.