damn i'm drunk -- the thread

This forum is DEAD. Where did everyone go? And don't act like y'all gave up the internet. You just moved to another site/social media outlet. Goddammit.
 
The internet is pretty boring nowadays. Or, maybe I'm just getting old. I do work online. And check my bills. News on occasion. Research things on Encyclopaedia Metallum. Then sometimes buy them on Discogs.com.

But who cares about that shit. How much bourbon did you drink that night?!
 
Wow, this place really is dead.

Internet is for people with no kids, or kids old enough to wipe their own arse.

Considering I am neither of those, I'm now gunna wipe my own arse and fuck off.
 
I got drunk for the first time in a long time last night.

I was invited to the house of my boss/fraternity brother along with the wife and kids. It was a business dinner/celebration for a promotion. It's a big step up with a sizable 5 figure increase in pay. I will be working in dallas now, but the family will still live in northern Houston.

Anyway, he and i finished a bottle of crown in 3 hours. The wives drank Angry Orchard. I had about 3 of those as well.

Man, I do not recover like I did 15 years ago. I woke up with a massive headache, couldnt go back to bed and have taken three massive dumps