Dorian, you Faggot, Get in Here

[lizard]

ur rite
well actually a Birkenstock wearing Herman Hesse reading type, with an untamed fro to symbolize the fact that although he has a blackberry and an assistant, he hasn't knuckled under to THE MAN

I should point out *gulp* that I enjoy the hell out of Wild William Butler Yeats' poetry.

 

[dorian gray]

He also drives a lezbian wagon to show his support of the "arts and cultures".

haha am I supposed to know who Herman Hesse is?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Probably some German.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Some beatnick loser.

 

[lizard]

he wrote a novel about a 60s rock band that wrote a song called "Borned to be Wild"

LOL at the lesbian wagon, the other day I was getting all road raged at this car driving 10 mph and when I was able to pass it was this chick with a crew cut and then I realized it was a Subaru Outback wagon and I was like, LOLZ NAD

 

[dorian gray]

haha NAD drives an *Impreza*, *I* drive the Outback. Although the Forester owns all of them on the lezbian continuum.

 

[lizard]

ah, right. my lesbian ex cubemate had a Forester.

 

[dorian gray]

Well, OK, there *is* an Outback version of the Impreza and the orignal Outbacks were just a trim option of the Impreza. NAD drives a WRX anyway. Some kind of lezbian sportswagon type deal. Doesn't even go off-road. Lame.

 

[skeptik]

You're 17?

That 5 should've been a 7.

 

[NAD]

ur rite
well actually a Birkenstock wearing Herman Hesse reading type, with an untamed fro to symbolize the fact that although he has a blackberry and an assistant, he hasn't knuckled under to THE MAN

As usual, lizard has me pegged.

he wrote a novel about a 60s rock band that wrote a song called "Borned to be Wild"

hahahaha awesome.

NAD drives a WRX anyway. Some kind of lezbian sportswagon type deal. Doesn't even go off-road. Lame.

WTF, I've totally launched my car off sand dunes yo, flying by fags in their 2WD lifted Ferds with their girlfriends staring in awe as I break my car into bits.

PS: Herman Hesse fucking RULES.

 

[NAD]

ur rite
well actually a Birkenstock wearing Herman Hesse reading type, with an untamed fro to symbolize the fact that although he has a blackberry and an assistant, he hasn't knuckled under to THE MAN

As usual, lizard has me pegged.

he wrote a novel about a 60s rock band that wrote a song called "Borned to be Wild"

hahahaha awesome. Herman Hesse fucking RULES.

NAD drives a WRX anyway. Some kind of lezbian sportswagon type deal. Doesn't even go off-road. Lame.

WTF, I've totally launched my car off sand dunes yo, flying by fags in their 2WD lifted Ferds with their girlfriends staring in awe as I break my car into bits.

 

[lizard]

today at lunch we went to Jersey Mike's subs in Reynoldsburg, and there was a subaru forester with a woman in it, and yup a rainbow sticker on the back bumper.

I was like, SCOREZOOOOOOOR FOR STEREOTYPES

 

[swizzlenuts]

 

[NAD]

They are the only brand who openly supports the gay community (by advertising toward them), and I applaud them for it.

Also it's funny that GM, one of the Redneck Brands of Choice, owns 20% of Subaru. Thankfully their horrid engineering doesn't infest a great company, just some of their cash.

 

[Trylakos]

all the young guys can go kiss my ass.

really?

 

[lizard]

figuratively

 

[Trylakos]

to the top post of this page, I feel like I'm not living life enough to be bitching about everything, but I guess I'm just not old enough to experience it.

 

[NAD]

I didn't start bitching about life until I was about 9.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Hurray new Avatar

 

[NAD]

Fucker looks like spaffe.