Dragonforce...

[just metal]

When will this forum take the definitive vote that Power Metal is gay?

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Your gay

Says the avid power metal fan with the Wolverine avatar and Xbox 360 gamer tag signature :Smug:

NUFF' SAID BUDDZ

 

[CF87]

Herman Ri is cool and thinks you're shit, he can make pacman noises and extra notes hammered in and stuff.



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[Eligos]

When will this forum take the definitive vote that Power Metal is gay?

Dude, you listen to Necrophagist and Dying Fetus. Equally pointless, showboating wankery.

 

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Pointless - Perhaps
Wankery - Possibly
Gay - Absolutely not!

Bash all you want on death metal and all its subgenres, but it retains a strong heterosexuality that is lacking in power metal!

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Says the avid power metal fan with the Wolverine avatar and Xbox 360 gamer tag signature :Smug:

NUFF' SAID BUDDZ

Oh excuse me if I'm a hardcore gamer. I mean apparently it makes me gay. And so what If I have Wolverine in my avatar, why the fuck does that make me gay.

Besides. Power Metal IMO, is more listenable to most people anyways. I mean seriously if you make someone who doesn't like to metal listen to Power Metal & Death Metal, chances are, there gonna be saying Power Metal is more enjoyable cause you can actually understand what there saying.

I mean I listen to both, but Power Metal to me is more enjoyable. Death Metal gets repetitive to me.

 

[Eligos]

Pointless - Perhaps
Wankery - Possibly
Gay - Absolutely not!

Bash all you want on death metal and all its subgenres, but it retains a strong heterosexuality that is lacking in power metal!

I often wonder what you're trying to prove.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

When will this forum take the definitive vote that Power Metal is gay?

Never, because gay guys would never allow themselves to be guilty of these fashion faux pas:
long hair
leather pants
silk shirts
leather vests (especially when worn without an undershirt)
huge, cheesy medallion necklaces

 

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Oh excuse me if I'm a hardcore gamer. I mean apparently it makes me gay. And so what If I have Wolverine in my avatar, why the fuck does that make me gay.

Besides. Power Metal IMO, is more listenable to most people anyways. I mean seriously if you make someone who doesn't like to metal listen to Power Metal & Death Metal, chances are, there gonna be saying Power Metal is more enjoyable cause you can actually understand what there saying.

I mean I listen to both, but Power Metal to me is more enjoyable. Death Metal gets repetitive to me.

If you are going to call people gay, don't get butthurt when they counter with some snide remarks.

And to judge Power Metal to be good because the majority of people find it more listenable is just laughable.

I often wonder what you're trying to prove.

Nothing, it was just a boring topic, thought I'd spice it up with some Power Metal hate

 

[SweptbackFlame]

And to judge Power Metal to be good because the majority of people find it more listenable is just laughable.

That's not what I meant. I never said it was more listenable because people like it more. I'm just saying the majority would chose Power over Death.

 

[IntoPhagist]

What's wrong with power metal? All the classics were a huge influence on power metal.

Helloween, Iced Earth, Kamelot, Blind Guardian are totally awesome.

 

[waif]

And no one's even mentioned that they miss notes live and shit meaning they obviously only achieve "god status" by speeding shit up.

I don't understand why everyone thinks this...it's not like there aren't legions of much faster and more technical guitar players or something.
I've seen them live twice and they're great fun.

Oh excuse me if I'm a hardcore gamer. I mean apparently it makes me gay. And so what If I have Wolverine in my avatar, why the fuck does that make me gay.

Oh excuse me if I have a fascination with penises. I mean apparently it makes me gay. And so what if I have sex with men, why the fuck does that make me gay?

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[Belligerent]

Dragonforce is gaping asshole gay.

 

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^ agreed, but needs a pic of goatsee for added effect

 

[Estellise Sidos Heurassein]

Power metal isn't gay. New power metal is gay.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Two men oiled up in gold hotpants rollerskating hand in hand on a summers day is less gay than Dragonforce.

 

[Einherjar86]

Just out of curiousity....today I was wondering why do people not respect DragonForce? I mean everytime I hear about them, its always negative. Is it because of the Guitar Hero exploitation or something else? (BTW....dont give me any shit saying they suck just because they suck, give me honest answers.)

Maybe because they are a power metal band?

Q: Just out of curiosity... today I was wondering why do people not respect Tiger Woods? I mean, everytime I hear about him, its always negative. Is it because of the Nike exploitation or something else? Is it because he cheated on his wife with hot chicks? And don't give me any shit about he sucks just because he sucks.

CyanideChrist's answer: Maybe because he is a black guy???

 

[Nightmare_Heaven]

Dragonforce are just a fucking joke. That's why.

 

[Episteme]

Dragonforce are just a fucking joke. That's why.

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Good power metal = Blind Guardian, Hibria, Helstar, Falconer, etc. But this isn't a recommendations thread. Meh.

 

[Cronopio]

Two men oiled up in gold hotpants rollerskating hand in hand on a summers day is less gay than Dragonforce.

That was funny. You's = funny man.