Dumb/Funny Things You Did Whilst Intoxicated

[Srontgorrth]

Last time I was really drunk I peed on Sears. And I tried to run on a fence.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Use the forums as a personal verbal diarrhea repository, regardless of liabilities.

 

[King Richard]

When I was in high school my friend and I got really fucked up on some good chronic. I was starving naturally and noticed a pack of Saltine crackers on the table. They sounded pretty good at the time so I started to eat one. Well, I had such bad cottonmouth that I had to drink an entire Pepsi (from a brand new 24 pack his dad bought earlier that day) just to wash it down. One cracker didn't satisfy my appetite so this continued for the next hour or so and I ended up drinking most of his 24 pack. I remember having to piss a lot, especially when I woke up the next morning, I thought my fucking bladder was going to exploid.

And yes his dad was pissed we drank all of his Pepsi.

 

[A1a23]

Once I was so drunk that I took a piss on the Sears tower.

Once I was so high that I waited 5 minutes for a stop sign to turn green before realizing it was a stop sign.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

drunk as fuck, jumped over a 12 ft wall into pitch blackness of an alley.
To the left was a lit up parking lot with 3 steps down.
To the left was a dark alley.
Figured it was the same 3 step heigth. Nope. 12 ft!!!
all my drunken weight landed on my left heel.
I fucked up my foot so much. Couldnt walk for a month. wow that hurt

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Once I was so high that I waited 5 minutes for a stop sign to turn green before realizing it was a stop sign.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Once I tried to "light" my lighter with my weed pipe.