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General Zod
Ruler of Australia
It's really quite the cultural phenomenon, how it's become almost fashionable, for woman to have bi-sexual experiences. Mind you, I'm completely in favor of this trend.:Smokedev:lurch70 said:
Zod
When I was a bit younger, I had tons of guy friends and I thought this:
But then I finally realized this was true:
JayKeeley told me one time that my really, really great, completely platonic guy friend was in love with me and I argued it for a minute, but then things started to add up in my head and it was like the lightbulb went on. I really don't think that girls have ANY idea how much trying to have sex rules guys' world. Poor girls, esp. when they are just starting to date, are so naive in this respect. It really isn't a very good system with girls wanting to fall in love and guys just wanting teh poontang.
snow2fall said:
But then I finally realized this was true:
Zod said:
JayKeeley told me one time that my really, really great, completely platonic guy friend was in love with me and I argued it for a minute, but then things started to add up in my head and it was like the lightbulb went on. I really don't think that girls have ANY idea how much trying to have sex rules guys' world. Poor girls, esp. when they are just starting to date, are so naive in this respect. It really isn't a very good system with girls wanting to fall in love and guys just wanting teh poontang.
snow2fall
Member
What about the guys who tell their bestest female friend how happy they are in their relationship, how they think that this time they've found true love... all with a dreamy expression and overly happy smile on their face?! Some sort of tactic that's not working on me? 
Please enlighten me.
Please enlighten me. 
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
that's basically saying "so you're running out of time if you want to have sex with me." regardless of whether they are actually in love with someone has nothing to do with who they want to have sex with.snow2fall said:What about the guys who tell their bestest female friend how happy they are in their relationship, how they think that this time they've found true love... all with a dreamy expression and overly happy smile on their face?! Some sort of tactic that's not working on me?
good job listening to swans btw, refer to lurch's post above concerning that.
Erik
New Metal Member
it means they're trying to get you to say "aw well, i dont really think she would be all that great compared to me *WINK WINK* hey what do you say we try it out eh?"snow2fall said:What about the guys who tell their bestest female friend how happy they are in their relationship, how they think that this time they've found true love... all with a dreamy expression and overly happy smile on their face?! Some sort of tactic that's not working on me?
no matter what they say, they're trying to get in your pants, without exception
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
i think what can happen when girls learn that yes, everything a man says to a women is to try and have sex with them, is that they assume that's the only reason guys talk to them.
not true! it's just the number one reason. reasons number 2 thru 99 could be completely platonic and/or innocent. like zod said, "We're essentially decent people, but our penis is the Captain of the ship."
not true! it's just the number one reason. reasons number 2 thru 99 could be completely platonic and/or innocent. like zod said, "We're essentially decent people, but our penis is the Captain of the ship."
lizard
Member
so somebody tell me, why is it when a guy is single he can't get female interest, but when he becomes attached to a woman, suddenly he seems to be irrestistable?
do women say, hmmmm, maybe he isn't such a schmoe, he's dating so-and-so....does it arouse competitive instinct? the instinct of a woman to have a guy who's dependable and can take care of her?
or am I incredibly full of nonthesense and don't know whereof I speak
do women say, hmmmm, maybe he isn't such a schmoe, he's dating so-and-so....does it arouse competitive instinct? the instinct of a woman to have a guy who's dependable and can take care of her?
or am I incredibly full of nonthesense and don't know whereof I speak
ok, a question for women ...
why is it that you find us super attractive when we are in a relationship ... but when we are single ... we don't even exist?
is it becuase you find us "safe"? as to you are not worried being hit on?
or is it because you are thinking ... damn ... what does this guy have that makes that girl so happy?
why is it that you find us super attractive when we are in a relationship ... but when we are single ... we don't even exist?
is it becuase you find us "safe"? as to you are not worried being hit on?
or is it because you are thinking ... damn ... what does this guy have that makes that girl so happy?
On this topic, here is a question to all you boys:
Is there EVER (or has there ever been) a time when, upon seeing a woman, you're very first thought is not "would I do her?" This goes for whether you're actually meeting her, seeing her from across the street, or seeing her on TV; whether you are married, in a relationship, in love, or single; whether she is young, old, bald, with her three kids, or has a big sore on her mouth. I know sometimes the answer is an obvious no, but does that thought go through your mind constantly?
Is there EVER (or has there ever been) a time when, upon seeing a woman, you're very first thought is not "would I do her?" This goes for whether you're actually meeting her, seeing her from across the street, or seeing her on TV; whether you are married, in a relationship, in love, or single; whether she is young, old, bald, with her three kids, or has a big sore on her mouth.
I know sometimes the answer is an obvious no, but does that thought go through your mind constantly?haddsie said:On this topic, here is a question to all you boys:
Is there EVER (or has there ever been) a time when, upon seeing a woman, you're very first thought is not "would I do her?" This goes for whether you're actually meeting her, seeing her from across the street, or seeing her on TV; whether you are married, in a relationship, in love, or single; whether she is young, old, bald, with her three kids, or has a big sore on her mouth.
honestly ... NO ... first thought is always ... wowaweewee ... not .... wow, she can read the headline news in perfect English, she would make a great mother.
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
What Lurch and One Inch Man said are pretty much dead on. Just because he might not sleep with you today, doesn't mean he didn't want to sleep with you yesterday, and won't want to sleep with you tomorrow. Who we want to have sex with, and who we will have sex with, can be somewhat different, especially when you're in a committed relationship. I'm very happily married. So, while I want to have sex with 34% of the woman I meet, I wouldn't actually have sex with any of them. However, if my wife leaves me, I plan to nail at least 7% of the aforementioned 34%.snow2fall said:What about the guys who tell their bestest female friend how happy they are in their relationship, how they think that this time they've found true love... all with a dreamy expression and overly happy smile on their face?! Some sort of tactic that's not working on me?
Zod
lizard
Member
haddsie said:On this topic, here is a question to all you boys:
Is there EVER (or has there ever been) a time when, upon seeing a woman, you're very first thought is not "would I do her?" This goes for whether you're actually meeting her, seeing her from across the street, or seeing her on TV; whether you are married, in a relationship, in love, or single; whether she is young, old, bald, with her three kids, or has a big sore on her mouth.
my first thought is usually not "would I do her." but it definitely registers in my mind if she is attractive....and if she is....then....the thoughts spring unbidden into the maelstrom of my mind
Lurch ~ best crosspost evar! hahahaha
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
I'd like to present myself as enlightened, and make my gender sound somewhat redeeming, but honestly, no.haddsie said:
Zod
lizard
Member
my qualifications for a woman to be acceptable to me is if they can make up a nice batch of pemmican, beat my clothing clean against rocks, and gnaw on animal hides to make them nice and supple. oh, and butcher a buffalo.
