Female friends

[lurch70]

I'd like to present myself as enlightened, and make my gender sound somewhat redeeming, but honestly, no.

Zod

however, as an old fart like Zod ... I must say that thinking about the future and family, and is this woman right for me ... comes into my head a hell of a lot faster than it ... well it never did when I was in my 20's

 

[lurch70]

Borat needs to voice his opinion ...

What Borat looks for in a girl:

1. Blonde
2. No retardment in family
3. Ploughing experience
(preferably one year)
4. Good physique
5. Tight, like a man's anus
6. Nice face
7. Non Jew

 

[snow2fall]

why is it that you find us super attractive when we are in a relationship ... but when we are single ... we don't even exist?

I don't think I've ever changed my mind about someone's (un)attractivity after he got "attached". But I don't feel attracted to anyone easily anyway. So... sorry, can't explain. Must be biochemical. But what about girls: Aren't they even more adorable and attractive when they have a boyfriend? Doesn't that arouse instincts and call for competition?!

no matter what they say, they're trying to get in your pants, without exception

Damn, so many missed-out opportunities!

Thanks for enlightening me, guys. Once again, I'm shocked by so much simplicity.

 

[lizard]

But what about girls: Aren't they even more adorable and attractive when they have a boyfriend? Doesn't that arouse instincts and call for competition?!

no, because I've mastered the ancient welsh art of Llap Goch, and have learned to eliminate male competition before they're even aware of my very existence!!

I've never been a playboy anyway....I like things nice and simple.

 

[lurch70]

yeah, me neither ... i think guys don't want to get their asses kicked ... however women genuinely enjoy ruining other women's lovelives

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

Wise words from Jeff Murdock...


"Fear the Melty Man"

 

[NAD]

lurch and lizard, that crosspost was fucking amazing. and i want to know as well! back when i had a girlfriend i had chicks on my sack constantly, this one was trying to invite herself into my pad and my chick was sitting on the couch eating dinner, i had to close the door on her "thanks no!" and she was HAWT.

Is there EVER (or has there ever been) a time when, upon seeing a woman, you're very first thought is not "would I do her?"

nope, never.

honestly ... NO ... first thought is always ... wowaweewee ... not .... wow, she can read the headline news in perfect English, she would make a great mother.

hahahaha awesome.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

'You know what's great about skirts? When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room shifting all the time is the V.A.A. The Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight right to base camp. You just have to switch chairs right, or maybe move your head a bit, or accidentally fall on the floor and there'll be nothing but clear air between intimate sighting number one...Sorry I was just thinking about skirts'

 

[Mormagil]

Chicks show a lot of buttcrack these days; I can't figure out whether it's supercool or just trashy.

 

[Oak of the Sacred]

I love long flowing skirts. Nothing beats a good skirt that rubs up against a woman's super smooth ankle skin. I just want to shove my head underneath it, as if it were an awning on a hundred degree day.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

We're men. We're essentially decent people, but our penis is the Captain of the ship.

i haven't read the whole thread, but i got to this gem and i had to stop and quote it for ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRUTH

 

[Night Mare]

For the most part it is true, and the exceptions to that rule often turn out to be either:
a) Gay
b) Religious
c) So pussywhipped that they are scared of thinking impure thoughts, in case their girlfriend hears them.

Women would be shocked if they knew what went on in our heads.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

For the most part it is true, and the exceptions to that rule often turn out to be either:
a) Gay
b) Religious
c) So pussywhipped that they are scared of thinking impure thoughts, in case their girlfriend hears them.

Women would be shocked if they knew what went on in our heads.

add this!


Three Things All Men Should Know
1. You're never gonna be famous.
2. You're fatter than you think.
3. And most important than all, they don't keep wearing stockings.

 

[lurch70]

Women would be shocked if they knew what went on in our heads.

I am afraid that we would be shocked if we knew what goes on in theirs ... notice that the questions posed by me and lizard still have gone unanswered ... typical women ... they'll never tell you, you'll have to figure it out

 

[haddsie]

I am afraid that we would be shocked if we knew what goes on in theirs

That's true

... notice that the questions posed by me and lizard still have gone unanswered ... typical women ... they'll never tell you, you'll have to figure it out

I felt unqualified to respond since I never lusted after an attached man.

 

[Night Mare]

I am afraid that we would be shocked if we knew what goes on in theirs ...

I am sure even they would be shocked to know what goes on inside their heads.

Here's a funny story, I once drunkenly hooked up with someone, and felt bad the next day. Until I found out that she had hooked up with my ex-girlfriend too.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This thread has reassured me that I am and will continue to be a loser in life.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[E-bortion]

women piss me the fuck off.

 

[NAD]

what goes on inside a man's head is fucking simple: beer tits tanks and music. consequently, we're always talking about beer tits tanks and music. no secrets.

i have no idea what or why women think what they do.