Funny misheard lyrics...

[duncang]

Ghost Of Perdition:
"Bring me the weiners! Penetrating in a line!"

 

[in_absentia]

On Harvest when it goes "It's me who's the martyr", it always sounds like it says "Picking tomatoes".

LOLOLOL i am literally ROFL

And i can't remember how many times i have misheard CoF lyrics

 

[Anza]

Ghost Of Perdition:
"Bring me the weiners! Penetrating in a line!"

I always heard it as 'breaking the wieners'

 

[JaadCe]

Dissection - Night's Blood

1:14 - "I driiiiiiiive..the corner of your eye"

 

[s3v3n]

Lmao at all those!!! Hah hah hah! I'm a turtle!!!

Same here.
"A Saints Premonition... Fuck Yeah!!!!"
when it actually is
"A Saints Premonition unclear"

KFK

I agree on that! I think Mike actually did that!

 

[s3v3n]

Like most slayer songs, you kinda wish they 'mis-heard' lyrics....but they really are deadly serious..

 

[ingenkommentar]

in Serenity Painted Death...

"With a halo of bitter disease" sounds like
"With the anal of bitter seas"

 

[candlegoat]

In the acoustic passage of GoP I always hear...

"Blown into the dark underwear"

 

[Lasse]

When i hear benighted, i always hear " gay man distorted your sight" instead of "what came and distorted your sight".

And my friend thought Twilight Is My Robe, was Toilet is my robe!

 

[Led Opeth]

When i hear benighted, i always hear " gay man distorted your sight" instead of "what came and distorted your sight".

And my friend thought Twilight Is My Robe, was Toilet is my robe!

smack him for me....

 

[Lasse]

smack him for me....

Allready did it!

 

[Jude]

I could not see this legendary one... it's from In Flames - Bullet Ride.

Truth: "It's life the dark that binds you."
Misheard: "It's life the duck that bites you."

I always thought the lyric was "Is life the dog that bites you?" I didn't think to question it because that actually makes sense, maybe as some sort of alcohol metaphor.

 

[BefriendedUnit]

In Death's "Crystal Mountain"
"conjuring power! in Opeth's swine, on your seventh days!" (0:27)

 

[N-MAYH]

"the condom sighhhhhhhhhhhs, flowers, HI!" -When

 

[Allfader]

non opeth, but funny all the way

in Deicide song "this is hell we're in" the chorus is

this is hell we're in
it's your reggaeton!!! (enduring in pain!!!)

JAAAAJAJAAJJAAJAJJAAJAJA

in My Dying Bride song "turn loose the swans"


... DVD!!!!!!! who knows the song knows what i'm talking about


JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

 

[N-MAYH]

"Bring the nucleus so TOAH!" -funeral portrait

 

[metal_wrath]

"In the name of desperate grandchilds!!!!!!!!!!"


real lyric "In the name of desperation!!!!!!!!!" - Black Rose Immortal

 

[steel102]

their underwear
in a loop
inside their pants.

 

[metal_wrath]

real lyrics:

their unaware
and in a loop
of futile events

 

[metal_wrath]

when

wehn

- when