Funny misheard lyrics...

[Tamadrummer73]

In The Drapery Falls:"pale ghost in the corner pouring a caress on your shoulder" sounds "pale ghost in the corner, drinking the rest of your soooodaaaaa!!!"

I dont think that has been mentioned

 

[Monochrome]

I could not see this legendary one... it's from In Flames - Bullet Ride.

Truth: "It's life the dark that binds you."
Misheard: "It's life the duck that bites you."

 

[DRSmith]

There's a line in In Mist She Was Standing that sounds like "clitoris race". It's in the first few lines. And it's not pronounced like "CLItoris" it's like "cliTORis". I'm not sure what the actual lyric is because I just hear CLITORIS RAAACE every time.

I just checked, it's contorted trees. But go check it out yourself. I SWEAR it sounds MORE like clitoris race than contorted trees.

^

 

[Powers]

You think maybe Opeth are littering their lyrics with subliminal sexually suggestive messages?

 

[Opethian666]

It sure beats the hell out of backmasking satanic messages

 

[Jamo]

GHOST OF PERDITION, STUCK IN A CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking listen out for it, it makes me chuckle every time

 

[paradoxile]

orchard the lament but it's me who's the mother

 

[AnTz0r]

what would they care, if i was gay? no-one should know, hooo-moo!

 

[Opethian666]

GHOST OF PERDITION, STUCK IN A CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking listen out for it, it makes me chuckle every time

Thanks for ruining that song for me

 

[gumtree]

Hahah, this thread amuses me. I've heard a few of them around, and probably others too. Funny stuff.

Heres one from Beneath The Mire:

Lyric: "Willingly guided into heresy"

I hear: "Wearing pink coloured into here to see"

 

[metal_wrath]

Serenity Painted Death

misheard lyric: "I rose from under a purple tree"

actual lyrics: "I rose from a hibernal dream"

 

[murderedbysound]

"Every wretched pea, I leave behind" -Masters Apprentice

 

[7th Spade]

In The Forest of October @ 4:01

"I wish the sunrise to come. Take my soap, and this cold lotion I drink."
actually:
"I wish the sunrise to come. Take my soul (away), From this cold lonely shell I am free"

 

[Guthrum]

first line of like fire: i am a turtle

for those who didnt know

 

[Travis]

Testament's 3 days of darkness:
Actual: ...Hey, we live in a fucked up world...
Misheard: ...Hey, we live in a bungle world...

Also, not so much misheard lyrics, but was I the only one to hear "Duhduhudhuu Uhduduh duhuhuhuhduh!" when I first started listening to Cryptopsy?
-Travis

 

[opeth_353]

Windowpane - "Santa's waving a goodbye - Snow response or action, retard. There is deep prejudice in me, outshines the weasel inside"

 

[daz436]

Windowpane - "Snow response or action, retard. "

sounds more like 'slow response erection returned'

 

[billyneverdies]

baying of the hounds: pest-ridden tacos of the earth (jackals of the earth)

ghost of perdition: keeper of oreos (keeper of holy hordes)

the moor: jesus, i want to consume all your parties (she is water drops over the pyre)

patterns in the ivy: ___ (___)

 

[biggsy]

the moor: jesus, i want to consume all your parties (she is water drops over the pyre)

that is an odd one

 

[~random~]

Not really a misheard lyric, but it sounds like Mikael has a lisp at the end of TBYF:

When every tear I shed ith for you.