O.K. So who has some? I've got a bunch so I'll give ya's my top three.
3) House of Blues Chicago. Loomis comes over to say hi and is really drunk and starts hugging me, then preceeds to (he's going to kill me for telling you guy's this) kiss the back of my hand(and yes I have a witness). Needless to say I was a little freaked out and then tells me he needs help (no shit), He can't find his bag with his clothes. So back stage we go! For twenty minutes we're running around on three different levels back stage trying to find his damn bag, turns out Van grabbed it for him and thought it was really funny we we're running all over the place looking for it.
2) Hanging out with Nevermore and Chris Amott from Arch Enemy on tour bus. I had brought a friend along who was pretty damn staight edge, no drinking no drugs no nothing. The rest of us are drinking and just chilling out when Warrel looks over and asks my friend if he wants a drink, my friend says no thanks, Warrel offers him a shot, again my friend says no thanks. So Warrel says,"what then crack, smack, uppers, downers, weed, heroine just name it!" he was totally fucking around but my friend thinks he's serious. The look of terror on the guy's face as he sat thier looking from Warrel to me was priceless!
1)Let me set the stage for you, me, Jeff Loomis, and $180.00 of beer and shots. It's almost three in the morning, we are trashed and informed about a party back at the hotel, staggering off we go. Their is about 5 or 6 guy's and this random hot girl with us(no nothing like that you sicko's).It's about a 2 block walk and the whole time the girl keeps asking if other girls are gonna be there (she don't want to be the only one). Every body keeps saying yeah sure. The whole time Jeff has been real quiet, out of no where he looks over at the girl and blurts out in a drunken slur,"are you gonna show us you're p****y or what!" Everybody stops, moment of silence, mass hysterical laughter, even the girl in question was cracking up and Loomis (sorry buddy) is looking at everybody like, "What. What did I say?" And then he starts laughing and the hysterics start all over again.
That's enough from me, anyone else?
3) House of Blues Chicago. Loomis comes over to say hi and is really drunk and starts hugging me, then preceeds to (he's going to kill me for telling you guy's this) kiss the back of my hand(and yes I have a witness). Needless to say I was a little freaked out and then tells me he needs help (no shit), He can't find his bag with his clothes. So back stage we go! For twenty minutes we're running around on three different levels back stage trying to find his damn bag, turns out Van grabbed it for him and thought it was really funny we we're running all over the place looking for it.
2) Hanging out with Nevermore and Chris Amott from Arch Enemy on tour bus. I had brought a friend along who was pretty damn staight edge, no drinking no drugs no nothing. The rest of us are drinking and just chilling out when Warrel looks over and asks my friend if he wants a drink, my friend says no thanks, Warrel offers him a shot, again my friend says no thanks. So Warrel says,"what then crack, smack, uppers, downers, weed, heroine just name it!" he was totally fucking around but my friend thinks he's serious. The look of terror on the guy's face as he sat thier looking from Warrel to me was priceless!
1)Let me set the stage for you, me, Jeff Loomis, and $180.00 of beer and shots. It's almost three in the morning, we are trashed and informed about a party back at the hotel, staggering off we go. Their is about 5 or 6 guy's and this random hot girl with us(no nothing like that you sicko's).It's about a 2 block walk and the whole time the girl keeps asking if other girls are gonna be there (she don't want to be the only one). Every body keeps saying yeah sure. The whole time Jeff has been real quiet, out of no where he looks over at the girl and blurts out in a drunken slur,"are you gonna show us you're p****y or what!" Everybody stops, moment of silence, mass hysterical laughter, even the girl in question was cracking up and Loomis (sorry buddy) is looking at everybody like, "What. What did I say?" And then he starts laughing and the hysterics start all over again.
That's enough from me, anyone else?
