Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
When people ask me how my day is IRL, I automatically say it is good, even if it is going bad.
Same here. Occasionally depending on the person and if I'm having a really bad one I'll launch into a tirade about how fucked whatever the fuck is fucking my day is. It's always a mixture of satisfaction and guilt seeing them recoil uncomfortably.
I think this is an English/American thing. "How ya doin" is not an actual query, and "Doin Alright" is a default answer. My German teacher covered the difference in greeting styles.
"How ya doin" is different to "How's your day been" though. The latter generally requires mindless chitchat.
Also I love the way the British have condensed "Hello, how are you? Are you alright?" to just "Awright?"