I can't believe what I heard today!!!

[Charlotte1977]

ok lads, THIS is shocking:

Just across the border in Germany, and this is really close to where I live, people spotted this man, who walked in a busy area off the town, the town centre.
He walked into town WITH A FUCKING CUT OFF HEAD IN HIS ONE HAND, AND THE NIFE IN THE OTHER HAND!!!!!!

Can you fucking believe this???????
Shocked people called the cops, and it turned out to be an 24 years old guys, and the head he was helding was from his sister in law!!!!
They seemed to have had "some kind of argument"

 

[siderea]

headache thread?
but thanks, i'll dream lovely tonight

 

[Mariner]

haha yeah i heard that story on the radio yesterday

okay its horrible but imagine the guy walking


sorry for being the bad guy

 

[Bambi]

oddly enough, i went to visit me sister in law today for the first time in ages. However I didnt chop off her bonce. I think that'd be getting a bit carried away
still, hard fuckking work for that lad to saw a head off with a knife, all the strong neck muscles that have spasmed, spinal column etc, damn tough job...eeerrrmmm..... or so I've heard like

 

[Mariner]

hehehe i tried to be careful with me post

 

[Dhatura]

I don't have a sister-in-law.

 

[cedarbreed]

Oh how I wish I had a sister-in-law

 

[DE]

Oh how I wish I had a sister-in-law

I wish you did too :Smug:

 

[Cerulean]

If I'd marry my girlfriend, I'd have THREE sisters in law. I'm willing to trade them for cd's or something with you Arno, you're free to do whatever you want with them.

 

[sol83]

christ! will you introduce me to you girlfriend's sisters when i come there?

 

[Thortyir]

I know you hate her Gorik, you posted a thing about her some time ago here!

 

[Thortyir]

Are the three sisters as boring?

 

[Cerulean]

I know you hate her Gorik, you posted a thing about her some time ago here!

Huh??? About my girlfriend? What was it? I don't remember

 

[Cerulean]

christ! will you introduce me to you girlfriend's sisters when i come there?

Hehehe, well, the oldest one will be 20 soon and her name is Hetty. Not your type.
The middle one is 16 and her name is Evelien. NOT YOUR TYPE.
The youngest one is 7 and her name is Ella. She's a HUGE Harry Poohtah fan. YOUR TYPE!!!

 

[sol83]

well, i have to admit that arriving in belgium will indeed increase my pedophile tendencies...

 

[Cerulean]

They're all Dutch!!!

Oh and for that pedophile reputation, all of them are from the south, where they speak French, so blame people like Thortyir, not me

 

[sol83]

oh no, you 're all belgians, north-south... i don't care...

 

[Don Corleone]

christ! will you introduce me to you girlfriend's sisters when i come there?

holy shit, i'll be there, too. and im 20, too.

 

[Cerulean]

Hahaha, hey, that almost-20-years-old Hetty has a website with pictures of herself in leather I'll ask me girlfriend the url tomorrow
But for you there's no hope Don, unless you're a Harry Potter look-alike just like Sol then you'll have to fight for Ella. Hetty is like 75% lesbian and only 25% straight you know.

 

[sol83]

i have absolutely no problem with lesbians!