if alexi was walking your neighborhood..

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I would say...I want my ALEXI back...


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not this one..

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Also, this is almost on-topic:

Almost forgot these:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw3XUse9Bj8&feature=related[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaWfCTuVhH8&feature=related[/ame]
 
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>Torsofuck
Stopped reading there.

You're missing some divine art :(

Raped by elephants

Album: Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

Lyrics :
I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

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Let's not forget, that Alexi has beaten up a big biker dude during a gig. He probably would have no trouble making a forumtroll lose a couple of teeth and an eye, when you try.... the thing that's described in G.
 
Alexi beat up a big biker dude at a show? When was this? I can't imagine Alexi beating anything but his dick.
 
Let's not forget, that Alexi has beaten up a big biker dude during a gig. He probably would have no trouble making a forumtroll lose a couple of teeth and an eye, when you try.... the thing that's described in G.

lol
 
If I saw him walking in my neighbourhood, I might say a friendly hello in passing, and that would be about it. Perhaps I'd tell him where to get good beer if he struck up a conversation. Otherwise, I'd keep walking and mind my own business and probably wonder forever after what the fuck he was doing walking around here.
 
Let's not forget, that Alexi has beaten up a big biker dude during a gig

That was when the biker dude in the front row was beating up a kid pretty bad which made Alexi kicking him from the stage I think which was the fucking right thing to do.

As for the topic of this thread... pretty much I'd have to explain Dude I've been obsessed with your band for ten years and you're walking past my home, I'm sorry but there's no way I can let you go before signing my guitar and drinking some beers. :) You could of course do nothing and regret it the rest of your life.
 
That was when the biker dude in the front row was beating up a kid pretty bad which made Alexi kicking him from the stage I think which was the fucking right thing to do.

As for the topic of this thread... pretty much I'd have to explain Dude I've been obsessed with your band for ten years and you're walking past my home, I'm sorry but there's no way I can let you go before signing my guitar and drinking some beers. :) You could of course do nothing and regret it the rest of your life.

and Alexi would be like "..yeah allright" and then Janne comes and says
-no alexi don't follow him!
-ey why not?
- that's joonas! he's a fucking asshole!


I'm sorry Joonas but thats the way it would happen