If you could have any afterlife what would it be?

[mutantllama]

I'm not talking about what you actually believe in, but what afterlife would be the most appealing to you?

I would want to be a spirit that would wander around the Universe. I could find out all of the mystery's, walk around where I lived, and in general watch everyone.
*edit* Don't turn this into a stupid religious debate either

 

[General Zaroff]

Interesting topic, ML.

I want 72 MILFs and rivers of motherfucking sludge.

 

[Vimana]

Eternal infinitely more awesome than an orgasm feeling in every way possible.

 

[MasterOLightning]

I'm pretty sure after death is going to feel the same as before birth.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Inside your mother's vagina?

 

[mutantllama]

I'm pretty sure after death is going to feel the same as before birth.

I'm not talking about what you actually believe in, but what afterlife would be the most appealing to you?

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[Ross]

i want to be a women

then be the sluttiest bitch mankind has ever seen

 

[Belligerent]

^so you want to be Tara Reid?

 

[Ross]

no

 

[Vimana]

He wants to be his girlfriend.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

First of all I would return to Earth as an omnipotent being. I'd godmode around and do all that stuff I never got to do during my lifetime, and once I'm done with that I'd start fucking with the laws of physics.

 

[Ross]

i would be mad slutty. Just because i could

 

[General Zaroff]

Scratch whatever I said earlier. I want to be reincarnated into Dr. Manhattan and have a blue fucking cock.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'd want to be some undead creature along the lines of a vampire. Having badass powers, super senses, and preying on the living would be awesome, but most importantly the ability to still interact with the world.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'd travel back in time to ancient Rome, destroy every trace of Christianity, then reign as Jupiter over an empire without end.

Because having an afterlife would make me a god, would it not?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ Fucking epic.

 

[General Zaroff]

^ Fucking epic.

This.

 

[Vimana]

I would become the God of erection. And the erection of every man's penis would depend on my will.

 

[Dak]

All of these options sound fairly boring stretched out long term tbh.

 

[Cythraul]

Mine would involve an endless supply of pizza and beer, and sex with Zhang Ziyi everyday (possibly multiple times per day (okay, I suppose the concept of a day probably wouldn't even apply in the afterlife in which case I would just be having constant sex for eternity with no reference to days)).